Fark carlton (Part 1)

Turnover announced his retirement today.

Turnover announced his retirement today.

set to become an umpire, watch him punish Essendon every chance he gets…so no change from the current setup really.

eat a bag of them carrazzo

eat a bag of them carrazzo

Mangia un sacco di cazzi.

Turnover announced his retirement today.

set to become an umpire, watch him punish Essendon every chance he gets…so no change from the current setup really.

If he’s the class of umpire he is of a player then whatever he does will work in our favour.

Turnover announced his retirement today.

set to become an umpire, watch him punish Essendon every chance he gets…so no change from the current setup really.

If he’s the class of umpire he is of a player then whatever he does will work in our favour.

If he’s the class of umpire he is as a player then watch out little league

■■■■, I nearly forgot

Fark carlton

Carrots

“Someday, and that day may never come, I’ll call upon you to do a service for me.”

Heard some Carlton bloke talk up their chances with insider knowledge on Hawtonrn now that Brendan Bolton has come around. How disappointed they are going to be.

That’s what we like to hear. He up and about before the inevitable

Farkarlton are on for the wooden spoon…need to beat the dawks to avoid it.

Another spoon for Carlton.
So the season’s not a complete loss.

This year that is a bad thing

Pick 1 &2 to blues well done silvagni will be happy.

Have the spoon you pack of carnts

Fark Carlton: More Spoons than James Bond

Why do they get pick 1 and 2? Does that have something to do with Kreuser leaving?

They will get an fa comp or a magic formula priority from farkpatrick, you watch

Carlton will now fark Essington.

See? This is why footy is crap.
We can’t even enjoy Carlton finishing last (again)
Fark them the farking farks that they are