Fark carlton (Part 1)

Strempel Time.

I dont give a rats about carlton. Seriously they are farkin irrelevent.

secret blues cultist battle to the death initiation ritual

BRAZZERS

secret blues cultist battle to the death initiation ritual

“ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!?!!?”

secret blues cultist battle to the death initiation ritual

“ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!?!!?”

“Its Carlton so no…” - Maximus

secret blues cultist battle to the death initiation ritual

Most clubs wrestle to toughen up.

This is Carltanks version, the Tickle Fight.

secret blues cultist battle to the death initiation ritual

Most clubs wrestle to toughen up.

This is Carltanks version, the Tickle Fight.

It’s also great fitness, get them used to the different requirements of tackling and blocking etc which is very different to the aerobic fitness of running.

Last years work Xmas party on Sydney Harbour my boss booked Dave Highes to come on board as MC
He was pretty funny and in his defence rather gracious when he accepted a custom CFC wooden spoon that I’d made for him
See attached pic below when I gave it to him (dunno why the IMAGUR thumbnail is so tiny haven’t used that app for ages)
We had a brief and honest chat about footy which we both agreed that at least the Bombers had a very good reason for being crap
I wasn’t sure where to post this pic in this or the Fark carlton thread so maybe I’ll put in both

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People I want to hit in the face with s spade, please welcome…

This thread needs a serious bump.

■■■■ Carlton

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Will not win more than 2 games tops.
Have the spoon back you carnts!
One must always remember FARK CARLTON!!!

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This team just shipped over 15 goal’s to Richmond. ■■■■ Carlton

Was Carlton not good enough or was Richmond really bad?

Neither side can defend. That will be FCFC’s highest score of the year. If not for Dusty they could of nicked it

Both

Both bad but Carlton badderer. According to the potaters, Rance was brilliant and Martin is a sure bet for the Brownlow. IMO Weitering is actually a ■■■■■■ good player.

Too many irrelevant posts…

Time to get back to the point:

Fark Carlton!

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What’s the deal with Dennis Armfield’s head?

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He appears to be competing with Dustin Martin for some sort of award. I thought he looked bad with the weasly mustache but now they have gone mainstream he’s had to go full freakazoid.

He was born with it, unfortunately for him.

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