Fark carlton (Part 1)

[beer-man]

Drinking 48 red bulls before the game to avoid having to play?

[tinhillterror]

I did a first aid course where they said some teachers they trained had been using expired Epipens (adrenaline I think) on themselves just to see the effect.

I discussed it with my sons tracher (son has an epipen) and he tells me one of the teachers turned up to the local indoor soccer night and used one before playing. WTF!? These are the people tracking our kids!

[dingus]

I find it increasingly difficult to comprehend the fact that our sporting organisation was defeated in an Australian rules football fixture by the sporting organisation referred to in this discussion, as they seem to lack the most basic skill set required to attain successful outcomes from their endeavours.

One can only speculate as to the alternative situation we would find ourselves in, vis-a-vis ladder position, had this seemingly errant result been reversed.

[dingus]

Furthermore: Fark Carlton.

[wimmera1]

Take it to the saga thread.

[Alan_Noonan_10]

I find it increasingly difficult to comprehend the fact that our sporting organisation was defeated in an Australian rules football fixture by the sporting organisation referred to in this discussion, as they seem to lack the most basic skill set required to attain successful outcomes from their endeavours.

One can only speculate as to the alternative situation we would find ourselves in, vis-a-vis ladder position, had this seemingly errant result been reversed.

Someone got given a thesaurus for their birthday.

[dingus]

I just thought I was using made up words.

[Deckham]

I find it increasingly difficult to comprehend the fact that our sporting organisation was defeated in an Australian rules football fixture by the sporting organisation referred to in this discussion, as they seem to lack the most basic skill set required to attain successful outcomes from their endeavours.

One can only speculate as to the alternative situation we would find ourselves in, vis-a-vis ladder position, had this seemingly errant result been reversed.

Someone got given a thesaurus for their birthday.

Or an onomasticon, amirite?

[Stressed_out]

Or paradigm drug trials?

[Heffsgirl]

You’d think of all the threads in this forum, this is the only thread where we come together united.

[stir_fried_ewok]

We need to send in someone undercover to check the blue powder East German swim team formula “energy” drink which these Juddites like to slurp before each game; and then we get our man into the No 1 position at AFL HQ to announce that this is the worst thing in footy since fitzprick screwed his pooch.

[Reboot]

A few of your mates are missing from your picnic I think.

[Henry_s_Angry_Pills]

So going off Kreuzer’s medical withdrawal - what’s an “elevated heartrate” for a c*nton player?
1 bpm?

[HirdMentality]

Carlton’s doctors were flummoxed, they’re not used to treating players with heart.

[Houli_Dooli]

Carlton would be a good chance against gold coast in a couple of weeks

[donut]

c*rlton are that ■■■■ that even gold coast will beat them (again)

[Sameolds2010]

Rat clon.
Can I buy a vowel burgo

[The_Firing_Line]

SOS and Caro punching on Footy Classifoed. Lloydy with a late dip too.

[Aceman]

This popped up on my twitter feed.
Glorious reading

[Stallion]

He did a job on Caro I’ll give SOS that.