Fark carlton (Part 1)

Fair play to whichever of Andrew McKay’s kids has been writing his wiki.

He has three children, all of which will grow up to be respectful and cunning footballers. His eldest daughter Abbie plays for the Carlton AFLW team, and his favourite son Charles will likely be a top 10 draft pick in 2020. He is an elite runner and has silky skills on both sides. He is also quite well regarded by the ladies. His son , Charles McKay the XII takes after Andrew in many ways including the sharp calves and smooth pectoral muscles.

Edit: I have a feeling it might have been Charles.

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Against my better judgement I allowed my wife to choose dinner and she has picked Lygon St. I’m now stuck sitting next to 2 pelicans wearing Fark Carlton scarves and trying to bite my lip.
The food is great but I suppose they have plenty of wooden utensils to mix up the ingredients

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Why do carlton supporters still go down Lygon street? Just a place for arabs now

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Full wog city tonight.
Struggling to bite my tongue though. One of the old blokes said he can’t wait to flog the Tullamarine fairies this year and they both are sprouting off how they know FC were turning the corner :rofl:

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glass them

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Haha
Now Setterfield is twice the player of that Shiel butcher at half the cost.
My wife just kicked me under the table because she could see me starting to arc up

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@Aceman walking up to pay for his food

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We should see their win as a positive in many ways including:

-Bolton stays in a job for longer even though he has no idea what he’s doing
-SOS gets at least a few more years to raid the GWS and completely Fark the Fark Carlton list
-they won’t be all fired up to make us their first win for the year
-when they beat Essington it won’t be their first win for the year.

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It’s an Italian restaurant right? @Stallion is probly lurking about somewhere

Surely time to talk about Eddie’s six goals.

Little Lygon Italian Restaurant and Bar

actual gif of @Stallion

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Lol Legit just spat out my Milo.

@Bomb_Doe

Go FC yourselves you racist ncuts.
I’m Italian do not associate me with FC. Ever!

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Quite a few of us are Italian, it’s all good.

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DesertedShrillCicada-size_restricted

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Typical of you scotty you have history…

Italians getting offended?

i never.

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