Fark carlton (Part 1)

So a lazy alcoholic, gambling, serial adulterer, a wife beating, meth addicted jailbird and an intellectually challenged and brother threatening slob where in the leadership group at Carlton.

Tough crowd.

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He likes to chip it around.

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Apeeling features.

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He’s cooked.

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i’m not sure what craig starchevic has to do with this?

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That is a long and mildly humorous bow to draw

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crisp indeed

So he got delisted pretty quickly. What exactly was the gnocchi on him?

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I think I know but I yam not telling.

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I heard he liked to run around in the gnudi.

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He wanted to become a You-tuber.

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i think he wants to spend more time with his girlfriend, Desiree

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You gotta think fast with that one

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drive her around in a pontiac

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But they’ll need to be careful they don’t drive off the road and end up in the Atlantic

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and his favourite TV show …

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Personally I find all these puns are au so gratin’…

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he’s just a chip of the old block

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Agreed. Thank god for vodka.