I give you the undisputed King/ Queen of names
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I had David David at my school
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That’s a classic I knew a David once but he pronounced it Da Vid and was a real wanker also hated being called Dave
I knew a person called Richard Fidler
Had a person at our school called Roger David and another called David Jones.
No Myer(s)
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I knew a truck driver named Laurie Driver. I thought it was a joke at first but it was his actual name! 
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my high school had some major renovations done, and there was an official launch/celebration event. Now, if you have a gathering of 100+ teenagers, surely you’d think to pre-warn them before introducing “Our local member of parliament, Mr ■■■■ Long” 
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He was one of the Doug Anthony All-Stars, wasn’t he?
Be worse if he was a woman named Kitty…
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I once knew a Sally Kelly.
As far as coolest names ever, my money is on 14th century Dutch painter Hieronymus Bosch.
That’s cool as.
Second is probably Leroy Jetta.
Did anyone know a Michael Hunt
A few years back I’m pretty sure there was both a Jack Blood and a Jack Reaper in the same draft class. Someone’s parents were preemptively auditioning their kids for action movies I think.
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Isn’t he mates with Wayne Kerr?
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My old man worked with a bloke called Richard Head. Legit. Apparently he was one too.
No, married to Amanda Hugenkiss.
My old man was a postman for some time.
As a youngster I was a bit obsessed with the Mr Men books.
This is why he would steal mail every now on then from a gentleman on his route called “Mr Tickle”.
I seriously had a bloke working with me back in the late 1970s, named Michael Hunt.
The receptionist would get on the intercom that went through the office and warehouse, and revelled in calling out “Anyone seen Mike Hunt”.
Many had.
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Meanwhile, Former #21 appears to have gotten out of the jungle.
Colombaris is probably going to win. Chefs always do well finding ways to cook testicles of a range of SouthAfrican animals so no one knows what they are eating.
I often take five minutes to imagine him as the black guy in the opening of “American History X”, and feel much better for it.
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