As long as they can play and help us win a premiership or two im down for that
Fark the AFL, Essendon could have the best Gaelic team in Ireland in 2020.
get excited
The Essendon E(ire) sports team?
Awesome! got ourselves an Irish KPP player! good times! Welocme Cian!
Potato man
IT’S FARKEN QUINN-OH-AH
If this happens, I don’t give a fark if Joe leaves!
McPhark to be … a Bomber: Essendon to sign 97cm, annoying as fark leprechaun

This is significant. I heard he was a lock for the Demons and was going to be their next Stynes.
Do regale us in the tales of our new messiah
Cian is pronounced KEE-an or KEEN
according to Dr. Google
keen as

Our sunscreen bill just went through the roof.
Wait for @MadBomberSean to suggest he plays in the NTFL in the off season.
Bloody hell! The Club’s budget for sunscreen will need to more than double over Pre-Season!!!
Only train him inside The Hanger and he only plays under the Marvel Stadium roof.
How old is Danny?
Hope their Brothers aren’t getting married

How old is Danny?
You mean Bob.
How old is Bob?

Potato man
Are you saying he is a spud?
Make sure the snack bars are well stocked so all three can send their opponents there.
Simpsons reference