Former #7 - Zerrett - Finish your rep

Is that outfit, cream, bone, white, off-white, ivory or beige?!

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Vanilla bean

Captain and his wife. Before the sporting world had heard of wags.

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Imagine the disgust here in BB if Merrett clocks up a 100 games with Hawthorn and in 18 years time his son chooses the Hawks under the father-son rules.:sweat_smile::sweat_smile:

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Most wouldn’t want his son…..long memories in football

If his son was projecting like Cochrane or Bewick, I reckon any gripes would be dropped, and Zach would suddenly become a much-loved club champion in many supporters eyes again.

ā€œWell there’s a lot of Merretts played for the Bombers, of course Roger left for the Bears. Let’s just give this young Dryp Gimlet Scanlens Merrett a go, whoever his family might beā€

I’d love to see it. Wouldn’t worry me what colour jumper young Merrett was wearing. Just means I’m still around at 88.

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That photo looks like an AI generated image of Ken without showing his face (you know Barbies bloke)

Little SOS (Son of snake).

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BLITZ BREAKS UP

You Deny

Is It My Fault?

Yes, Yes, the Anger Phase

Finally … You're over It

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He projects like a hawthorn player already. I must have not noticed all this time. White bread.

His mother would never allow him to play for Essendon.

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She has always given me Bartel/Judd vibes. I’m sure she’s a delight…

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Zach Merrett is the kind of dude who would refer to Sam Mitchell as Brownlow medalist Sam Mitchell. He’d correct you for just calling him Sam. ā€œThat’s Brownlow medalist Samā€.

He’s brainwashed.

Beiged.

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Is that Barry Cable ?

Looks like she’s got the England soccer emblem on her kit.

If it was, the person next to him would be a minor

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Nothing, other than Zac looks like he takes fashion advice from her. Pretty normal for many marriages.

Vouchers for that outfit could’ve been a thank-you (prize?) for an appearance on World of Sport.

Along with a Bertocchi Ham.

And with Uncle Doug doing the honours!

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