We need a distraction:
1. In which town do the Simpsons reside? (McGoved)
- Springfield
- Shelbyville
- Seinfeld
2. What is the name of the Simpsons' next door neighbor? (mitch25)
- Barney Gumble
- Ned Flanders
- Principal Skinner
3. Who founded the Simpsons' town? (mitch25)
- Jebadiah Springfield
- Zachariah Springfield
- Springfield Manhattan
4. How old is Bart? (mitch25)
- 10
- 11
- 12
5. What is the name of the clown on Channel 6? (mitch25)
- Gabbo
- Krusty
- Bonko
6. What is the name of Lisa's jazz mentor? (mitch25)
- Billy Jazzman
- Blind Willy Witherspoon
- Bleeding Gums Murphy
7. Who is Mr Burns' assistant? (mitch25)
- Seymour Skinner
- Barnard Gumble
- Waylon Smithers
8. What is the name of the bar where Homer drinks? (mitch25)
- Moe's Tavern
- Joe's Cavern
- The Drink Hole
9. Which one of these is not a catchphrase Bart uses? (mitch25)
- Aye Carumba!
- Don't have a cow, man!
- Woohoo!
10. What did the Simpsons get for their first Christmas? (mitch25)
- A dog
- A cat
- A hamster
11. What does Bart do in the opening credits? (mitch25)
- Write on the blackboard
- Play a practical joke on Homer
- Drive Marge's car
12. What is the name of the minister at the First Church of Springfield? (Davo)
- Ned Flanders
- Timothy Lovejoy
- Carl Carlson
13. Where does Marge hide the Christmas money?
- In her hair
- In the glove compartment of her car
- In the attic
14. Who runs the Kwik-E-Mart? (Captain Jack)
- Apu
- Homer
- Mr. Burns
15. What nationality were the people who bought the power plant from Mr. Burns? (Jefferson)
- French
- German
- Swiss
16. What is the name of Mr. Burns' teddy bear? (robbo#7)
- Nono
- Gogo
- Bobo
17. What did Homer buy Marge for her 34th birthday? (robbo#7)
- A bowling ball
- A tackle box
- Panty hose
18. Who provided the voice for Poochie in the Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie show? (robbo#7)
- Troy McClure
- Otto
- Homer
19. What is the name of the school bus driver? (robbo#7)
- Otto
- Blotto
- Martin
20. What did Bart name his pet elephant? (tomdons)
- Noisy
- Smashy
- Stampy
21. What is Chief Wiggum's first name? (tomdons)
- Cletus
- Clancey
- Charlie
22.What is Marge's maiden name? (tomdons)
- Bouvier
- Croupier
- Smith
23. How long was Marge in prison for when she was caught shoplifting? (rossoneri)
- 20 days
- 30 days
- 60 days
24. What did Homer smuggle on board the space shuttle? (rossoneri)
- A bag of potato chips
- A tub of gummi beers
- A huge pretzel
25. Who teaches music at Springfield Elementary? (rossoneri)
- Principal Skinner
- Mr. Largo
- Miss Hoover
26. Who did Barney replace in the Be Sharps? (rossoneri)
- Skinner
- Chief Wiggum
- Moe Szyslak
27. Who are Lisa's favorite cartoon characters? (rossoneri)
- Happy Little Elves
- The Smurfs
- The Teletubbies
28. What does Smithers collect? (rossoneri)
- Star Wars memorabilia
- Malibu Stacey Dolls
- Romance comics
29. What is the name of Homer's brother? (rossoneri)
- Hank Powell
- Herbert Powell
- Henry Powell
30. What is the name of Bart's favorite comic book action hero? (rossoneri)
- Radiation Dude
- Radioactive Man
- Mezmorino
31. Who is his sidekick? (rossoneri)
- Fallout Boy
- Biclops
- Radiation Dude
32. How long was Lisa banned from the Springfield History Museum? (rossoneri)
- One week
- One month
- Three months
33. What is Sideshow Bob's middle name? (rossoneri)
- Terwilliger
- Robert
- Underdunk
34. Which famous person does Marge love to paint? (rossoneri)
- Paul McCartney
- Ringo Starr
- George Harrison
35. What is the name of the first Simpsons episode aired in the U.S.? (rossoneri)
- Bart the Genius
- Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire
- Some Enchanted Evening
36. Who ran Bart over in his car? (rossoneri)
- Homer
- Mr. Burns
- Moe
37. Who sold a defective monorail system to Springfield? (rossoneri)
- Lyle Lanley
- Lionel Hutz
- Jimmy the Scumbag
38. What insect stars on Channel Ocho? (rossoneri)
- Fly
- Bumblebee
- Bluebottle
39. What is the name of the realty firm Homer and Marge used to buy their house?
- Frozen Shrimp realty
- Stinking Fish realty
- Red Blazer realty
40. Who did Marge go to her high school prom with? (rossoneri)
- Homer Simpson
- Waylon Smithers
- Artie Ziff
41. What was the name of Laura Powers' mother? (rossoneri)
- Ruth
- Mary
- Ashley
42. Who practices medicine without a license? (rossoneri)
- Dr. Hibbert
- Dr. Nick
- Bart Simpson
43. Where did Homer get the idea for his new name, Max Power? (rossoneri)
- From the nuclear reactor at work
- From a hairdryer
- From the Squishee machine at the Kwik-E-Mart
44. What was the name of Homer's secretary when he was promoted? (simmo41)
- Karl
- John
- Candice
45. Who said ''So I says to Mabel, I says...'' (rossoneri)
- Bart
- Milhouse
- Lenny
46. Who stands in for Clark Brockman when he is ill?
- Scott Christian
- Arnie Pie
- Rainier Wolfcastle
47. Where are the Kwik-E-Mart headquarters located? (simmo41)
- England
- India
- Germany
48. Who was Milhouse's first girlfirend? (simmo41)
- Samantha Stanky
- Sarah Stinky
- Laura Powers
49. What was the name of the country and western singer that Homer managed? (mcgoved)
- Laura Lumplin
- Lurleen Lumpkin
- Lisa Lincoln
50. And where did she sleep after getting out of the Betty Ford Clinic? (simmo41)
- New Bedlam Mental Hospital
- In a ditch
- In a dingy hostel
51. Who invented the Flaming Moe? (simmo41)
- Moe Szyslak
- Moe St. Cool
- Homer Simpson
52. Who was the Plow King? (simmo41)
- Lenny
- Barney
- Homer
53. According to the Rock Bottom correction, who is a robot? (simmo41)
- Sasquatch
- Ted Koppel
- Conan O'Brian
54. What is the name of the guy at the comic book store? (simmo41)
- Raphael
- Jeff Albertson
- He has no name
55. Who created the cartoon character Itchy? (simmo41)
- Roger Meyers Jr.
- Roger Meyers Sr.
- Chester Lampwick
56. As well as NASA, who did Homer ring to get some tang? (simmo41)
- President Clinton
- Al Gore
- Flanders
57. What is Martin Prince's IQ?
- 215
- 216
- 218
58. What did Shelbyville drink in celebration for banishing the lemon tree? (simmo41)
- Carrot juice
- Turnip juice
- Onion juice
59. Who is Groundskeeper Willy's enemy? (simmo41)
- Skinner
- Bart
- Seamus
60. For what did Homer get sent to a mental institution? (Jefferson)
- Wearing a pink shirt
- Imitating Michael Jackson
- Wetting his pants
61. What was the happiest day of Ralph's life? (simmo41)
- When the doctor told him he didn't have worms any more.
- When he saw a leprechaun
- When he was rescued from the deep end of his sand pit
62. Who provided the voice for Homer in Bart's Internet cartoon, Angry Dad?
- Dan Akroyd
- Dan Castellaneta
- Matthew Perry
63. Who is Gabbo's puppeteer? (simmo41)
- Fabbo
- George Fairwell
- Arthur Crandell
64. What is the name of the cocktail waitress Ned married? (simmo41)
- Ginger
- Amber
- Candy
65. What were the names of the carnies who took over the Simpsons' home? (Jefferson)
- Cooder and Spud
- Patches and Violet
- Cletus and Brandine
66. What was the name of Johnny Calhoun's spoken word album? (robbo#7)
- This thing I believe
- I believe in things
- These things I believe
67. What did Nelson tell Bart was showing? (Bargey)
- His butt
- His epidermis
- His lamina
68. What statue do the town buy instead of Lincoln? (simmo41)
- Gerald Ford
- George Bush
- Jimmy Carter
69. What was the alternate banner wording for the weather balloon Bart defaced? (robbo#7)
- Hi, I'm Big Butt Skinner!
- Buttzilla
- I Am A Wiener
70. What did Lionel Hutz rename himself after babysitting Bart & Lisa? (rossoneri)
- Miguel Sanchez
- Philip McNeille
- Daniel Cartright
71. Who replaced Otto in A Streetcar Named Desire? (simmo41)
- Ned Flanders
- Chief Wiggum
- Llewellyn Sinclair
72. What time does Bingo start at the church?
- 6pm
- 7pm
- 8pm
73. Where do Homer and Marge go to buy things for their dinner party? (simmo41)
- Stoner's Pot Palace
- Miscellaneous, etc.
- Dingo Junction
74. Who told viewers how the dogs talk on the beer commercial?
- Clark Brockman
- Cowboy Steve
- Dr. Marvin Monroe
75. What was the name of the Star Trek Movie that Bart, Lisa & Grampa watched? (simmo41)
- Star Trek X: A New Beginning
- Star Trek XI A Prequel To A New Beginning
- Star Trek XII: So Very Tired
76. What was in the room next to the candy convention? (simmo41)
- Star Wars Convention
- Candy-shaped Rat Poison Convention
- Sugar Convention
77. How many boys are named Corey in the magazines Lisa reads? (robbo#7)
- Six
- Eight
- Eleven
78. After Otto loses his job, where does he stay before living in the Simpsons' garage? (rossoneri)
- In a dumpster
- In a Trash Co. Waste Disposal Unit
- In his lock-up
79. Who ran over Snowball I? (rossoneri)
- Homer
- Dr. Hibbert
- Clovis Quimby
80. Who stayed up all night dying their underwear? (rossoneri)
- Gil
- Duffman
- Human Fly
81. What was Hans Moleman's original character name?
- Hans Mellish
- Ralph Moleman
- Ralph Mellish
82. When Mrs. Krebappel put a personal ad in the paper, who was her first date? (robbo#7)
- Grampa Simpson
- Jasper
- Hans Moleman
83. Who said: ''Such a nice day. I think I'll go out the window.''? (robbo#7)
- Moe
- Dr. Nick
- Lionel Hutz
84. How old is Bart when he finally gets to see the Itchy & Scratchy movie?
- 40
- 45
- 50
85. What does Lenny share a wall of his house with? (robbo#7)
- An amusement arcade
- A squash court
- A firing range
86. What is the name of the gymnastics teacher at the Springfield YMCA? (rossoneri)
- Baldash
- Lugash
- Rebash
87. How much does Jaques usually charge for bowling lessons?
- $40
- $50
- $55
88. What is the name of Cletus' wife? (simmo41)
- Jean
- Francine
- Brandine
89. On what day do Homer and Bart blow up Lisa's room while trying to get a cassette out of the VCR?
- Monday
- Tuesday
- Wednesday
90. What is Lisa's IQ?
- 153
- 156
- 158
91. What was the number on the license plate Bart and Lisa dug up using the mine detector?
- 247 BEF
- 346 GYR
- 659 APC
92. Who was Marge's inmate when she was in prison?
- Tattoo Annie
- Phillips
- Eliza
93. What is the name of the Chinese man that works at Springfield Retirement Home?
- Craig
- Eddie
- Roy
94. What is the name of the chemical that attracts bullies? (rossoneri)
- Poindextrose
- Nerdium chloride
- Geekonerdialate
95. What did Homer name his ''fourth child''? (robbo#7)
- Gerald
- Stitchface
- Hans Moleman
96. How large is West Springfield in relation to Texas?
- Twice as large
- Three times larger
- Six times larger
97. What is the population of the Land of Chocolate?
- 1216
- 1372
- 1452
98. What were Clark Brockman's winning lottory numbers?
- 3, 10, 17, 25, 37, 40
- 3, 17, 25, 38, 41, 48
- 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42
99. According to Homer, what is the meaning of the word 'Machiavellian'?
- A lack of intelligence
- Stupid like a fox!
- I don't know
100. And finally! In which state do The Simpsons reside?
- Washington
- Kentucky
- Ohio
- Maine
- North Dakota
- Florida
- North Takoma
- California
- Texas
- Massachusetts
- Nevada
- Illinois
- Not in any state, you fool!
