Gillon Caption Competition

AFL House public address system :-  Mr Gillon  paging Mr Gillon you have calls on  Line 1 Mr. Little  Line 2 Mr. Hird  Line 3 Mr Thomson Line 4 Mr Watson Line 5 Tania Hird.........Will i just say your out of the office at the moment ????

 

 

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"I'm for the people....now if anyone wants me I'll be at the Polo club."

Alright, which one of you guys ordered the 12 foot high chocolate wafer sticks

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"Only 117 more days till Hird gets back"

"Aghhhhhh!...... TV.....in....back......dam....you......hirds!........Aghhhhhhhhh!!!!!.....not.....melbourne v doggies..............."*silence*

Gill the Pill, one of him is more than enough and too many!

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The cost of hot chips makes me cry at night

"I really don't know what I'm doing....if I sneak out quietly hopefully no one will notice..."

 

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l turned my back on Essendon in their hour of need. 

l turned my back on Vlad on the darkest day in sport indeed. 

l turned my back on football because of my greed. 

 

 

 

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I think demetriou just dropped his guts

Not only do I look like a Flog.... I actually I'm one!

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"Only 117 more days till Hird gets back"

 

At least now we won't have to take out that 2nd mortgage to pay for my hair product.

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Who stabbed me in the back with this small television?

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Google Images first response to people searching for ■■■■■■■■■■■.

 

 

Words used apparently don't make it past the swear filter on Bomberblitz.

let's just say, 'intimate lady parts'.

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Where’s my dimoxinil??

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O T N E M E M

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"Only 117 more days till Hird gets back"


How is my deadbeat brother still on tv?

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Who the ■■■■ is using a knife sharpener in here?

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Pre-game needs more polo matches.  Yep, that's it ....

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"What the F@*$ is that on the Telly?"

God I hate this prick. 

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How do you want me to respond to that question Caro?