Grand Final spectacle

They have announced that Tom Jones is headlining the Grand Final entertainment... oh well still better than Meatloaf

His name is Robert Paulson

Why don't they just wheel out Matthew Pavlich, stick Further Down The Spiral on the PA, and let him lip sync. Wouldn't know the difference, and the music would be good. 

Get Iron Maiden.

Honestly,   they should be getting some local talent,   like the FuckFucks.  They'd smash it!

It is not unusual for the AFL to pick someone like Tom Jones


I would like it if I could actually hear them without cranking the volume on the tv.. Temper Trap were ok, but couldn't hear them..

Couldn't hear them, but they were OK?? LOL
I could hear them in parts

Honestly,   they should be getting some local talent,   like the farkfarks.  They'd smash it!

Bloodduster for me. Or reform Christbait for a one of gig. I'd pay extra to see that. 

Tom Jones?

 

What, was Gene Pitney double-booked?

 

Honestly,   they should be getting some local talent,   like the farkfarks.  They'd smash it!

Bloodduster for me. Or reform Christbait for a one of gig. I'd pay extra to see that. 

 

Dwarves are out in October? I think. All ties in nicely.

Hewhocannotbenamed in nothing but a wrestling mask & one of the 90s Freo purple/red/white/green scarves.

Now that would be a spectacle. 

■■■  Knickers all over the MCG



Wasn't John Paul Young available?

Neither was Wilbur Wylde obviously.
someone mentioned ugly dave gray earlier.
whats ricky may up to lately? been pretty quiet.
Still trapped in the It's A Knockout set.

 

 

 

Wasn't John Paul Young available?

Neither was Wilbur Wylde obviously.
someone mentioned ugly dave gray earlier.
whats ricky may up to lately? been pretty quiet.
Still trapped in the It's A Knockout set.

 

pretty sure hes dead. died in an elevator from memory.

 

the two birds who waved the little flags however may still be around

 

 

 

 

Wasn't John Paul Young available?

Neither was Wilbur Wylde obviously.
someone mentioned ugly dave gray earlier.
whats ricky may up to lately? been pretty quiet.
Still trapped in the It's A Knockout set.

 

pretty sure hes dead. died in an elevator from memory.

 

the two birds who waved the little flags however may still be around

 

i take it they found him on the ground floor

Yep, long gone is Ricky.

If Tom Jones changes “Sex Bomb” to “Sixty-Metre Bomb” and “It’s Not Unusual” to “It’s Not The Correct Interpretation Of The Rule (Stupid Farking Ump)” he might go alright.

How about

FARKWIT FARKWIT, YOU'RE A FARKWIT

 

Hmm, maybe I can use this in real life....

The solution is obvious.
 
Step 1) Night Grand Final
 
Step 2) get KISS

I like step 2

How far can granny throw her g-banga these days?

You are fkn kidding me. Thats pathetic. Tom fkn jones…

You are fkn kidding me. Thats pathetic. Tom fkn jones..

But...
But...
But...
It's better than Meatloaf.
Jeepers we have so low expectations in this country.