Alright, alright - no need to be ■■■■■■ picky.
I reckon it’s Sri Lanka but I couldn’t be more specific than that.
Is Pakistan in India?
The Albert Ground in St Kilda Rd?
that could be anywhere.
Khatmandu?
Correct. You are currently in pole and I will handover to you if no one else has got it with more specificity in the next few hours.
Well, let’s try and run through the places I know of in Sri Lanka.
Ummm…
Galle?
Good luck knocking that leg stump out.
And if the ball is keeping low, which chances are in the sub continent it will, good luck to the keeper stopping the ball with his bare shins - I would just concede the 4 byes, cause looking at the size of the ground, past the keeper is 4 - same as past mid on or mid off
Getting a run out at the bowler’s end is a bit tricky too.
If you are backward square leg, good luck getting a ball cannoning into your face as it runs along the ground & then hits the craters
Bean ball the ump?
Gotta love those sub continent postage stamps… No wonder Sachin scored so many 100’s…
Looking at the batsman’s stance, I don’t think leg glances are in his repertoire.
Wouldn’t be in mine’s either, with no pads
oh back on track, Colombo?
Kandy/Candy?
Batticaloa
Hikkaduwa
Ding Ding.