Figured some light relief from the saga was in order.
Thought we could keep them light & satirical, clever, scything & or humorous. No flat out abuse or ridiculous crap. Double entendre'd cracks & backhanders are fine though.
We have some very erudite witty people round here, I'm sure their contributions could help lighten the load. Even if it's having a crack at the club or ourselves, so long as it's witty, funny, quippy or curious, as opposed to vengeful, vicous, or ugly, have at it.
You need to play around if you want it centralised, most should know how to, or how to work it out. So regale us with your editorial skill & see what you can get into a headline, & a sub heading or two.
Paddy Ryder - Will not use "Get Out Clause"
"Get Out clause" more in joke-able than invokablein legal circles
I’d like a couple of players involved come out and strongly defend themselves. It’s time to change the narrative that been run out of Fairfax. I want a player to clearly state that they know exactly what went into their body and if wrong they and club have been lied to. Occasionally Goddard speaks but there’s no reason not to have heard from senior players involved.