Herald Sun Essendon Rankings

The quality of journalism at the Herald Sun never fails to impress.
Here’s a sample from their webpage today:

“Dylan Van Unen
Age: 23 Games: 0 Position: Midfielder/Defender
Another mature-age recruit of Essendon‘s although Van Unen will need to show something in
2013 to stay on the list”.

How about 2014 form?

"Tayte Pears
Age: 23 Games: 68 Position: Defender
A key pillar of the Bombers‘ defence in recent years"

Really?

“Tayte Pears hopes to stay injury free in 2013”.

Too late for that!

"Courtenay Dempsey
Age: 26 Games: 88 Position: Ruck"

So there is a third ruckman on the list after-all!!

Work experience kid given a go.

JD - crossroads

"Gerald Sibon
Age: 39 Games: 0 Position: Forward
Another mature-age recruit of Essendon‘s although Sibon will need to show something in
2013 to stay on the list".

Work experience kid given a go.

No, I think the work experience kid could do much better.

Loved JD being listed as “at the crossroads”

The quality of journalism at the Herald Sun never fails to impress.
Here's a sample from their webpage today:
"Dylan Van Unen
Age: 23 Games: 0 Position: Midfielder/Defender
Another mature-age recruit of Essendon‘s although Van Unen will need to show something in
2013 to stay on the list".
How about 2014 form?
"Tayte Pears
Age: 23 Games: 68 Position: Defender
A key pillar of the Bombers‘ defence in recent years"
Really?
"Tayte Pears hopes to stay injury free in 2013".
Too late for that!
"Courtenay Dempsey
Age: 26 Games: 88 Position: Ruck"
So there is a third ruckman on the list after-all!!


What's wrong with this?... Everything seems to be in order.

Herald Sun -->> Thoroughly absorbent.

So Dempsey has been mistaken for NLM.  

 

Easily done.

Is Dempsey actually 26?

Is Dempsey actually 26?

Yep, and he'll be 27 later this year. Getting on is Demps.

I thought it was quality when they named Mark Robinson as the best footy journo in the business

Herald Sun -->> Thoroughly absorbent.

thought it would be right up your alley

THE AFL’S MAN OF THE PEOPLE

I thought it was quality when they named Mark Robinson as the best footy journo in the business

Not a lot of competition.

JD - crossroads

JD_Kick.jpg
Featuring the hit single 'I'm not a girl, not yet a woman'.

JD - crossroads

JD_Kick.jpg
Featuring the hit single 'I'm not a girl, not yet a woman'.

Britney was soo hot back in the day

you all must be wrong, it's in the herald sun, they're all FACTS.

 

JD - crossroads

JD_Kick.jpg
Featuring the hit single 'I'm not a girl, not yet a woman'.

 

Apparently the translation of that song title into Mandarin caused a few raised eyebrows in the Chinese market.

You know whats more depressing?
Its still more facts than that of The Age.

 

Australian media is offically at an all time low.