Hiring a player or ex-player to appear at parties

pickstar.com.au

Pavlich and Begley have set up Pickstar. List, including Alessio and Fantasia among others, is up on its website

Had a look.
David Teague won a best and fairest.
Huh.

If you’re fair dinkum you’ll get Vander.

Or, you could go to that Platinum mob which lists a lot of has-beens, never-beens and wannabes such as Gil’s brother. Bet they charge a bomb.

If you're fair dinkum you'll get Vander.

Not if it is a no-smoking venue !!

pickstar.com.au

Pavlich and Begley have set up Pickstar. List, including Alessio and Fantasia among others, is up on its website

Had a look.
David Teague won a best and fairest.
Huh.


That was during the glorious Pagan years at Carlton. God that was fun.

I’m no good at chatting up and always get rebuffed
Enough to drive a man to drink, I don’t do no washing up
I always reached the stuff piled up, piled up in the sink
But you will always find him in the kitchen at parties
Me and my girlfriend we argued and she ran away from home
She must have found somebody new and now I’m all alone
Living on my own, what am I supposed to do?
That’s why you’ll always find him in the kitchen at parties
You will always find him in the kitchen at parties
You will always find him in the kitchen at parties
Then I met this debutante, I said that I like new wave rock
She was into French cuisine but I ain’t no Cordon Bleu
This was at some do in palmer’s green, I had no luck with her
You will still find him in the kitchen at parties
You will still find him in the kitchen at parties
At last I met a pretty girl, she laughed and talked with me
We both walked out of the kitchen and danced in a new way
And now I’ve done my time in the kitchen at parties
I’ve done my time in the kitchen at parties
He’s done his time in the kitchen at parties
He’s done his time in the kitchen at parties
He’s done his time in the kitchen at parties
He’s done his time in the kitchen at parties
Songwriters: LEWIE, JONA / TRUSSELL, KEITH

“Will appear for food”

Dank’s available for speaking engagements.

Ill do it. I could dress up as Brad Plain or something.

It will be just like that Simpsons episode where Homer becomes a Krusty impersonator.

Offer still on the table. I’ll wear long sleeves and everything so it’s extra authentic

Dank's available for speaking engagements.

Just choose the venue wisely.

“Will appear for food”

or peroxide

Ask the club for contact details for Barb Cullen.
She set up the Hall of Fame, and I believe she still heads up the ■■■■ Reynolds Club events and has contact details for every living Essendon player.

If you’re actually interested in The Wiz, he does not come cheap, but I know someone who could arrange it.