Woosha's first day at the club as head coach, talking to Dodorro.
Woosha: hey, Adrian I like the look of this list of players. But who are our small forwards?
Doddoro: ummm. what?
Woosha: well small forwards are an integral part of the game. They provide speed, forward pressure, goals, breaking the lines, and crumbing.
Doddoro: well we don't really think small forwards serve a purpose. It's just a position to rest our midfielders. Or get game time into our young players who we think could play midfield in the future.
Woosha: so we don't have one?
Doddoro: well we have a young bloke Fantasia. Who we think will become a genuine wing/hbf who has played his junior footy up forward.
Woosha: no one else?
Doddoro: We've got a bloke in the VFL, who the supporters have been pestering me about for years. It p*ss me off, I get hounded every time I do my groceries. We could grab him as a rookie, just as long as the Bulldogs don't get him first.
Woosha: so that's it? And you wonder why you haven't been able to score goals for the last 6 years......