How Do we sleep while our dwarf is burning?

As funny as it is, if true, it’s pretty poor form. Not sure at any stage during my drunken experiences have I felt the need to torch someone.

As funny as it is, if true, it's pretty poor form. Not sure at any stage during my drunken experiences have I felt the need to torch someone.

You need to live a little girl!

This is true.

I like people saying "HES NOT A DWARF!!!  HES A HUMAN BEING!!!" 

 

Hes a dwarf who hires himself out at parties as entertainment.

 

As funny as it is, if true, it's pretty poor form. Not sure at any stage during my drunken experiences have I felt the need to torch someone.

You need to live a little girl!

 

crisp...

I like people saying "HES NOT A DWARF!!!  HES A HUMAN BEING!!!" 

 

Hes a dwarf who hires himself out at parties as entertainment.

regardless of how disgusting that business is, no one deserves to be set on fire.

 

I like people saying "HES NOT A DWARF!!!  HES A HUMAN BEING!!!" 

 

Hes a dwarf who hires himself out at parties as entertainment.

regardless of how disgusting that business is, no one deserves to be set on fire.

 

Who says its disgusting??! 

 

I like people saying "HES NOT A DWARF!!!  HES A HUMAN BEING!!!" 

 

Hes a dwarf who hires himself out at parties as entertainment.

regardless of how disgusting that business is, no one deserves to be set on fire.

 

I dunno. Flaming projectiles would bring a whole new visual aspect to night time dwarf throwing. Imagine the fire defining the arc of travel. It'd be like watching tracer rounds that scream. I personally reckon the idea is a winner.

They spoke about this in Talking Footy and all Vlad could respond with was to laugh like a little school girl.

Lets set him on fire and see how funny he finds it.

They spoke about this in Talking Footy and all Vlad could respond with was to laugh like a little school girl.
Lets set him on fire and see how funny he finds it.

In Vladistan, if Vlad laughs, woe betide anyone who doesnt laugh with him, or stops laughing before he does.

 

IT'S FUNNY.

 

That's OFFICIAL.

Man, they nearly made it through a whole year.

 

What is wrong with that place?
Actually, what is right with that place?

Schoolgirls. On both counts.

 

There's so much that's wrong with this comment, but so much that's right about it.......

 

 

I like people saying "HES NOT A DWARF!!!  HES A HUMAN BEING!!!" 

 

Hes a dwarf who hires himself out at parties as entertainment.

regardless of how disgusting that business is, no one deserves to be set on fire.

 

Who says its disgusting??! 

 

Me, I find a dwarf party hire business morally disgusting.

They spoke about this in Talking Footy and all Vlad could respond with was to laugh like a little school girl.
Lets set him on fire and see how funny he finds it.

Can I have the priviledge? :P

I like people saying "HES NOT A DWARF!!!  HES A HUMAN BEING!!!" 
 
Hes a dwarf who hires himself out at parties as entertainment.

regardless of how disgusting that business is, no one deserves to be set on fire.
Who says its disgusting??!
Me, I find a dwarf party hire business morally disgusting.

Why? Dwarfs have as much right to party as the next person.

 

They spoke about this in Talking Footy and all Vlad could respond with was to laugh like a little school girl.
Lets set him on fire and see how funny he finds it.

Can I have the priviledge? :P

 

If you are strong enough to lift and heave that tub of lard, no one is going to argue with you. Priviledge is all yours.

This is the final straw.

 

Little MUST cancel Hirds contract extension immediately.

 

 

 

I like people saying "HES NOT A DWARF!!!  HES A HUMAN BEING!!!" 

 

Hes a dwarf who hires himself out at parties as entertainment.

regardless of how disgusting that business is, no one deserves to be set on fire.

 

Who says its disgusting??! 

 

Me, I find a dwarf party hire business morally disgusting.

 

Do you also find clowns, magicians, strippers, gorillagrams and balloon twisters morally disgusting as well?

This could only be more perfect if the dwarf was a 17 year old schoolgirl who was having a casual flung with Ricky Nixon

On the positive side, at least they didn't try to have sex with him.

 

Looks like they've taken some steps forward at St Kilda.