I keep watching Goddard's goal in the last quarter where he gets the handball in the goal square and launches it to the top deck. Reckon that's how I'd like to do it. Absolutely snot the crap out of the ball from point blank.
Pocket. Contested mark, not paid, followed by don’t argue then kick across the body. Against Carlton. Then I get interviewed on the footy show and give the ump who failed to pay the mark the finger.
Run the length of the field kick the ball and watch it clearly touch a Carlton players hands and watch him turn around in absolute dismay as the goal umpire signals the goal and win the Norm Smith medal.
Time on in the last, scores level, full-back of the century SOS scrubs a kick out of defensive 50 that misses its target... allowing me to mop up the ball and go BANG from 45 out straight over his head for the match-winner. And then do a jumping full-■■■■ bear-hug with Ryan O'Conner in celebration...