If you had to put on weight, what would be your choice of food?

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Vanilla slice

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Lots and lots of pasta.

And then some more pasta.

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Meh, doesn’t matter.

I’m one of those lucky souls that puts on 2kg just thinking about a mars bar, FFS.

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Croque Monsieur

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Chocolate iced donuts from the bakery down the road.

I could do the whole Homer Simpson ironic punishment thing.

"So, you like donuts, do ya? "

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I wash mahself with a rag on a stick

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Brisket, just the point

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Steamed kale

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Right now I’m home late and everyone’s eaten all the food i buy so I got a large packet of satay peanuts, a thing of Camembert, a tube of chocy custard and a fruit smoothie. I’m fat, I’m old and I don’t care.

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Right now I'm home late and everyone's eaten all the food i buy so I got a large packet of satay peanuts, a thing of Camembert, a tube of chocy custard and a fruit smoothie. I'm fat, I'm old and I don't care.

Mmmmmmm… thingies of Camembert…

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I reckon Obelix has got it worked out…

https://masterinthekitchen.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/astrix-and-obelix-wild-boar.jpg

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Scalloped potatoes and lasagna.

Potato cakes

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So why is it a human can’t live a healthy life on just mexican food, bbq ribs and steamed dim sims?

I’m willing to find out.

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Steamed dimmies smothered in BBQ and sweet chilli sauce…fark yeah!!

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I would eat KFC chips, special fried rice and wash it down with a Hendricks G&T.

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Florries.
Go to Horsham and have one.

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McDonalds cheeseburgers

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Pickles?

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McDonalds cheeseburgers

Two at a time.

One is not enough, 3 is too many.

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McDonalds cheeseburgers

Two at a time.

One is not enough, 3 is too many.

What about a triple cheeseburger then?