Tony Liberatore without the cheap shots.
Couldn’t kick more than thirty metres, but each hit their mark.
Five handballs for every kick.
Two tackles for every handball.
You didn’t have a fun day if I lined up on you.
Didn’t care what happened to me, but if I saw a teammate cop it I got instant white-line fever.
I was pretty much the reason the third man in rule was invented.
Five handballs for every kick. Two tackles for every handball.So if you managed three kicks a game, you’d finish with 18 disposals and 30 tackles?
You should have been drafted.
Ah, I see the misunderstanding.
Three kicks, you say?
Two, ten and twenty wouldn’t have been far off though.
I used to lurk on the half forward flank and try and get cheap goals over the back of the pack. Did my best work playing completely unaccountable football. I was a complete downhill skier. I could kick three or four goals (from four or five kicks) when the team was up and about but, if not, I wouldn’t get a touch. Was really good at milking cheap free kicks in the forward line.
Oh God, I was Lindsay Thomas.
This is gonna be like that time when we discovered no one averages 5 goal assists, isn’t it?Five handballs for every kick. Two tackles for every handball.So if you managed three kicks a game, you'd finish with 18 disposals and 30 tackles?You should have been drafted.
Ah, I see the misunderstanding.
Three kicks, you say?Two, ten and twenty wouldn’t have been far off though.
( I would have have just gone with a snarky 15 ≠ 18 response.)
This is gonna be like that time when we discovered no one average 5 goal assists, isn’t it?Five handballs for every kick. Two tackles for every handball.So if you managed three kicks a game, you'd finish with 18 disposals and 30 tackles?You should have been drafted.
Ah, I see the misunderstanding.
Three kicks, you say?Two, ten and twenty wouldn’t have been far off though.
( I would have have just gone with a snarky 15 ≠ 18 response.)
I kind of feel like the fun has been sucked out of my guy.
This is gonna be like that time when we discovered no one average 5 goal assists, isn’t it?Five handballs for every kick. Two tackles for every handball.So if you managed three kicks a game, you'd finish with 18 disposals and 30 tackles?You should have been drafted.
Ah, I see the misunderstanding.
Three kicks, you say?Two, ten and twenty wouldn’t have been far off though.
( I would have have just gone with a snarky 15 ≠ 18 response.)
I kind of feel like the fun has been sucked out of my guy.
Good times.
Darren Jarman
The way he looks now, that is.
Defensively minded, but don't have the strength or technique to tackle. Variable courage, will occasionally go when it's my turn and cop a whack. Fair kicking skills with both feet. Don't handball. Likes a couple of running bounces. Signature move the uncontested spoil.Can anyone find me an AFL player match?
Heritier lumumba
Gold.
Cameron Mooney. Well, at least I’d usually put up stats equal to his grand final heroics in 1999.
Five handballs for every kick. Two tackles for every handball.So if you managed three kicks a game, you’d finish with 18 disposals and 30 tackles?
You should have been drafted.
Sounds like Sammy ‘the forehead’ Lonergan
Tony Liberatore without the cheap shots. Couldn't kick more than thirty metres, but each hit their mark. Five handballs for every kick. Two tackles for every handball. You didn't have a fun day if I lined up on you. Didn't care what happened to me, but if I saw a teammate cop it I got instant white-line fever. I was pretty much the reason the third man in rule was invented.
You sound like a complete c**t.
Tony Liberatore without the cheap shots. Couldn't kick more than thirty metres, but each hit their mark. Five handballs for every kick. Two tackles for every handball. You didn't have a fun day if I lined up on you. Didn't care what happened to me, but if I saw a teammate cop it I got instant white-line fever. I was pretty much the reason the third man in rule was invented.You sound like a complete c**t.
Yeah, like I said, I wasn’t much fun to play on.
I like to think I did the job for my team, though.
As for the last part, don’t punch my teammates! Shouldn’t be too hard!
Tony Liberatore without the cheap shots. Couldn't kick more than thirty metres, but each hit their mark. Five handballs for every kick. Two tackles for every handball. You didn't have a fun day if I lined up on you. Didn't care what happened to me, but if I saw a teammate cop it I got instant white-line fever. I was pretty much the reason the third man in rule was invented.You sound like a complete c**t.
Yeah, like I said, I wasn’t much fun to play on.
I like to think I did the job for my team, though.
As for the last part, don’t punch my teammates! Shouldn’t be too hard!
Hence my compliment.
Tony Liberatore without the cheap shots. Couldn't kick more than thirty metres, but each hit their mark. Five handballs for every kick. Two tackles for every handball. You didn't have a fun day if I lined up on you. Didn't care what happened to me, but if I saw a teammate cop it I got instant white-line fever. I was pretty much the reason the third man in rule was invented.You sound like a complete c**t.
Yeah, like I said, I wasn’t much fun to play on.
I like to think I did the job for my team, though.
As for the last part, don’t punch my teammates! Shouldn’t be too hard!Hence my compliment.
loooooooool
Lightly framed winger with enough pace to look amazing every so often but not enough of a tank or enough courage to dominate, lacked penatration in my kicking but was accurate, poor overhead and prone to pinging hamstrings. My best was seen very very fleetingly - Rick Olerenshaw
Great thread peos
I’m a cricketer mainly, but have reasonable skills for footy. Get put in the ruck for my height but play more like a half forward flanker… never really excelled at footy though.
Alex Keath? For the cricket reference? Same height…
Bump.
Wanted to believe that I was Darren Boris Bewick - as I was a forward pocket (and rover) and didn’t mind a sausage roll. Three problems with that: 1/ I’m not a blood nut. 2/ I’m shorter than Boris 3/ I’m not that good.
I kicked the first goal in our high school footy grand final that was very similar to the one that Tony Buhagiar kicked vs Fitzroy in the 1983 semi-final. Throw in my diminutive stature and I will go with the Budgie.
Given I’m a bit of a ■■■■, the obvious answer is Sam Mitchell.
You are too tall, so you can’t be him. Can you think of someone who is undoubtably talented, but also a bit unco at times and falls over at critical moments?