Im bored

Personally, I go around every office at work and talk rubbish until I've put everyone off and they forget what they were doing. Then I complain bitterly about productivity.

I’m the boss at work so when I’m bored I just make up stuff to stir up the staff.

‘Have you rung Grant McKenzie back about his patio lights?’

‘Who?’

‘Someone called a grant McKenzie ring and said he’s been waiting for over a week for a quote?’

‘Who is he?’

‘Freaks me but he sounded pretty angry, he said he was talking to you’

furiously looking back through the note book ensues

‘What’s his name again?!?!?’

Then I can’t be bothered going through with it and walk off as I have relieved myself of some of my boredom.

Personally, I go around every office at work and talk rubbish until I've put everyone off and they forget what they were doing. Then I complain bitterly about productivity.

I’m the boss at work so when I’m bored I just make up stuff to stir up the staff.

‘Have you rung Grant McKenzie back about his patio lights?’

‘Who?’

‘Someone called a grant McKenzie ring and said he’s been waiting for over a week for a quote?’

‘Who is he?’

‘Freaks me but he sounded pretty angry, he said he was talking to you’

furiously looking back through the note book ensues

‘What’s his name again?!?!?’

Then I can’t be bothered going through with it and walk off as I have relieved myself of some of my boredom.

I like it.

I do something similar with teachers and students at work.
They walk around the Campus for hours looking for one another. It amuses me.

There’s been no cricket for almost 24 hours. I need a hit.
(Geddit)

There's been no cricket for almost 24 hours. I need a hit. (Geddit)

Your problem is no balls.

There's been no cricket for almost 24 hours. I need a hit. (Geddit)

Your problem is no balls.

Just need your middle stump really.

There's been no cricket for almost 24 hours. I need a hit. (Geddit)

Your problem is no balls.

Just need your middle stump really.

Just try not to get caught in fly slip.

Careful batting on a sticky wicket.

Trying to think of a pun to join in with, … but I’m stumped …

Trying to think of a pun to join in with, .. but I'm stumped ...

You should have just bailed out.

long ons of that happening

Trying to think of a pun to join in with, .. but I'm stumped ...

You should have just bailed out.

or let it go bye.

Trying to think of a pun to join in with, .. but I'm stumped ...

You should have just bailed out.

or let it go bye.

before you crack one through the covers

Just don’t get caught behind, whatever you do.

You guys are so wide of the mark with these puns, it is increasing my boredom on day 1 of work.

You guys are so wide of the mark with these puns, it is increasing my boredom on day 1 of work.

Terrible. Right on the boundary. You could always watch a movie with Michelle Pfeiffer in it.

Batsman returns

The Fabulous Chappell Boys

One Fine(leg) Day

Bowled over by the quality of puns here.

And sundry other things.

Bowled over by the quality of puns here.

Me too.

Trying not to actually have my head disappear as I cringe has been a real test.