Im bored

Bowled over by the quality of puns here.

Seams to be plenty of them.

If we bring up a century of them, who raises the bat?

I will just have to run out, my son is feeling a bit like Matthew Wade at the moment. BUT I just can’t leave this thread I am hooked.

Batsman returns

through to the keeper.
Heathens

Batsman returns

through to the keeper.
Heathens

i thought it was a peach of delivery.

Batsman returns

through to the keeper.
Heathens

i thought it was a peach of delivery.

Not edgy enough

if there's grass on the wicket, then .....

nope, better not.

You better grab your coat.

I’ll be sure to Mexican wave you goodbye.

if there's grass on the wicket, then .....

nope, better not.

You better grab your coat.

I’ll be sure you Mexican wave you goodbye.

You’ve got a point. I’ll go find the deepest gully I can find.

if there's grass on the wicket, then .....

nope, better not.

You better grab your coat.

I’ll be sure you Mexican wave you goodbye.

You’ve got a point. I’ll go find the deepest gully I can find.

Better run for cover

Are there any swingers in here

You actually have no boundaries at all, … do you?

You actually have no boundaries at all, .. do you?

You think a guy that sleeps in a garage and posts pics of his toes is normal?

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I was being a night watchman. For toes.

No such thing as normal.

Are there any swingers in here

You looking for a third man?

Helmet and balls

Have we got them all out?

crickets

Are there any swingers in here

You looking for a third man?

He’s in the very first scene.

Are there any swingers in here

You looking for a third man?

Harry Lime?

Dum de dum de dum…zither music.

I have cured my boredness by making promises to my kids that I have no intention of keeping. I then spend hours finding loopholes in my statement that satisfies them until the next broken promise.

You must be a politician.

Going to the park was a non core promise kids!