Injury Updates


#244

Correct.


#245

Gee you would hate to be a tall on our list at the moment…

Draper
Mckernan
Brown
Stewart
Clarke
Laverde (pseudo KPP)
Gleeson (pseudo KPP)

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!


#246

You’ve added Draper to a list without any clue he’s injured.


#247

We know he’s injured…we just don’t know how badly.


#248

All of Brown, Gleeson & Smack! apparently on track for rd10 return.

For some reason I thought McKernan was going to be longer than that. Rapt it’s sooner.


#249

Stewart & Lav too! We’ll have too many talls again in no time.


#250

So Orazio has “come on in leaps and bounds” since the game, trained well today and “even got a session in later on the weekend”…

Later than 3:20 pm?


#251


#252

Yay, finally some good news.


#253

it’s thumbs today


#254

He actually name dropped another tape company in that video

:joy:


#255

why are the club posting this mind numbing content when we could instead see the return of Dysons Diary?


#256

I think we need more players playing mini golf while Cooney says stupid ■■■■.


#257

next year they should just ditch the golf course and just have “Sinking Tinnies with Cooney”


#258

Isn’t that what “Don air” is?


#259

yes, but minus the drinks


#260

Three part series. It’s two down, one to go. What’s the last one going to be?

  • shoulder
  • knee
  • knocked calf
  • The Virus

0 voters


#261

You left out The Head as an option.
Sure, it’s technically not ‘strapping’, but there must be an art to the Wounded Warrior Returns look, as patented by Luke Hodge & adopted regularly by McGrath & Hartley

Why not just use a bandaid?
How do they stop it falling over the eyes?
How much hair loss is involved to remove it? ( a crucial question for some players)
Etc etc.

We deserve an answer.
Is the Club keeping secrets?


#262

and shoulder it is


#263

Brown