A: Her majesty Queen Elizabeth II. The man is a compulsive liar.
No, you idiot, it's James Hird!
Eh? Somebody must have read "Trial of Champions" as a kid
What's so confusing?
How can it not be either?
If I look into a mirror, then I can accurately say 'that man's father is my father's son.'
what? no you can't. Your father is your own father's son?
Don't think about it, just answer.
Sums up blitz and internet forums in general and indeed humanity. But shame on you for encouraging the practice, even if just for an experiment. Shame shame shame shame shame.
there once was a man from nantucket
Confucius say: it is good for boy to meet girl in park, but it is better for boy to park meat in girl.
How can it not be either?
If I look into a mirror, then I can accurately say 'that man's father is my father's son.'
what? no you can't. Your father is your own father's son?
Yeah, I got there in the end, as the post a couple down shows.
How can it not be either?
If I look into a mirror, then I can accurately say 'that man's father is my father's son.'
what? no you can't. Your father is your own father's son?
Yeah, I got there in the end, as the post a couple down shows.
haha sorry mate!
But I was pretty much sitting there with this face
the whole time reading everyone's responses.
Pounced on the first one I could.
couldn't it also be a nephew?
couldn't it also be a nephew?
read the first line again
No, you idiot, it's James Hird!
Of course, making it all about himself again.
A man and his son are in a car accident.
The man is killed, the son gravely injured.
They rush the son to hospital where he is taken up to theatre for emergency surgery.
The surgeon takes one look at the boy and says I cannot operate on this boy,
he is my son.
How is this possible? (the boy only has one father of any sort).
^ It’s his mother
Yes, I once told that to a female doctor and she was stumpeid her.^ It's his mother
There's like 1 female surgeon in the whole world. Ridiculously un-gender-equal profession.