Jack Watts

HirdMentality · February 3, 2019, 2:07am

How dare he appropriate German culture, the outrage

smooth · February 3, 2019, 2:10am

Regardless of if that’s coke or not, it’s all about the optics with the AFL. He will be brought to account for sure…

Stressed_out · February 3, 2019, 2:11am

Just when you thought he couldn’t be any dumber…

premature_rookie_ele · February 3, 2019, 2:19am

the absolute shitstorm that will rain down on him over this will be ridiculous. sure, it’s dumb, but who gives a ■■■■?

maybe ollie wines released it so people stopped crapping on about his wake boarding injury.

Stressed_out · February 3, 2019, 2:22am

I think people will know it’s just the menthol stuff. But it does make you question his I.Q or lack thereof. And anything that makes Port look bad is good.

Humble_NSW_Fan · February 3, 2019, 2:23am

Optics are bad.

GONE.

barnz · February 3, 2019, 2:50am

isn’t that the fake ■■■■ they sell at octoberfest?

JBOMBER · February 3, 2019, 2:57am

My 1st assumption was that it was something like icing sugar to go with the waffle/pretzel in her hand - hence why he licked it out of her cleavage but I have to admit I know nothing about the drugs around these days or how people take them. No idea what menthol stuff is but wouldn’t that be a clear like vapo rub???

Will be interesting to see what if anything happens from the AFL/Port if its nothing illegal.

Speedy_Gonzales · February 3, 2019, 2:59am

Not to say he isnt allegedly a fiend out and about but in this instance will have an excuse

Bomb_Doe · February 3, 2019, 3:01am

German beer gardens are superb.

Saucy · February 3, 2019, 3:06am

It does make me laugh watching his downfall.

He is completely farking useless on the field, and horrifyingly dumb off the field.

He’s the complete package.

Aceman · February 3, 2019, 3:30am

It’s only Bavarian coke which is legal. Obviously all these bleeding hearts have never lived life or been to Germany.

barnz · February 3, 2019, 3:35am

Doesn’t hold a candle to mumfy’s mountain.

Klawdy · February 3, 2019, 3:52am

Really?

I kinda feel for the bloke.

Preliminary_Point2 · February 3, 2019, 3:54am

What a career. Blokes played 10 years and pretty much been a punchline to a joke the whole way through.

Azza78 · February 3, 2019, 3:57am

Well, if I was ever gonna do a line of booger sugar (bavarian or otherwise), off a hot chick’s chest would be my preferred method.

Henry_s_Angry_Pills · February 3, 2019, 4:00am

I like how what seems to be lowkey sexual assault is fine, because it’s menthol.

Windy_Dill · February 3, 2019, 4:02am

Not sure if serious?

samwoods · February 3, 2019, 4:07am

Jack didn’t seem too upset by the extra attention.

Aceman · February 3, 2019, 4:10am

Have you ever been to Oktoberfest or the like?
There are men and women of all ages partaking in it. My wife even did it for giggles