Jack Watts

sj_2150 · February 4, 2019, 4:51am

MEDIA CIRCUS

chris_64 · February 4, 2019, 5:00am

I think he had a good look from up close…

Sameolds2010 · February 4, 2019, 5:05am

Billy to mrs;
“Hey, they’re not froffie spills!”

Zimmer · February 4, 2019, 5:12am

Either way, he’s more Port Adelaide than he was Melbourne. Rock on.

Preliminary_Point2 · February 4, 2019, 5:29am

27 yo millionaire. He’s not going to get any better and his team won’t play finals. More power to him.

Sameolds2010 · February 4, 2019, 5:50am

And he’s lazy as all fk.

I’m jealous

Alan_Noonan_10 · February 4, 2019, 6:07am

And finish up with “great rack but”

Zimmer · February 4, 2019, 6:12am

The older I get the more true this is.

Zimmer · February 4, 2019, 6:13am

Glad you changed the avatar, btw.

Sameolds2010 · February 4, 2019, 6:13am

What was the other one

Zimmer · February 4, 2019, 6:15am

The freaky cult guy. Oh wait there was another one.

Sameolds2010 · February 4, 2019, 6:17am

Keith raniere that’s right.
I was drebin after that.

SMJ · February 4, 2019, 6:19am

Why are the press complaining about this and not the fact that the whole squad gang banged the Cash Cow on Mad Monday?

I mean yeah sure, because it didn’t happen could be one reason, but that’s no excuse amirite

WindsockBoy · February 4, 2019, 6:22am

Fixed

Sameolds2010 · February 4, 2019, 6:23am

How did they get the cow past those old guys into the members

Henry_s_Angry_Pills · February 4, 2019, 6:24am

Would not be surprised whatsoever if he was one of the very many footballers who get cut at like 29-30, and they’re skint (or bankrupt) by 33-34.

Sameolds2010 · February 4, 2019, 6:50am

Or ABC commentators

M10G10 · February 4, 2019, 9:43am

“Hello sir, would you like to snort some of this off my breasts?”

“No thanks,” said no man, ever.

Sameolds2010 · February 4, 2019, 10:17am

And where would sir like the anthrax placed, above navel, below navel or in…

hambo · February 4, 2019, 10:22am

Hey, I managed that and I didn’t even play footy.