Jake Stringer - Nominates Essendon

The drug dealing is a complete fabrication as far as I’m aware, but the bank robbing thing sounds legit.

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On the bright side…with a gambling problem like that he wouldn’t be able to afford drugs!

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My sources tell me he has dodgy groins too.*

*allegedly

True. Just like when Carlise’s secrets didnt come out earlier…

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If he’s such a bad gambler I’m afraid he’ll nominate Gold Coast.

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Yep his gambling is a major issue. As it was Yarrans

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If you kick 50 goals = $500k
60 = $600k
70 = $700k
80 = $800k
90 = $900k
100 = $1m

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Amazing how many ‘close sources’ come out of the woodwork post season. Very well connected lot here on blitz…

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He should get better mates.

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He should get help

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Flog Barrett just said that Stringer is leaning towards Geelong, with Essendon watching closely.

Also thinks they’ll get Ablett too.

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There always seems to be a source for every topic which is handy.

fixed

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Sooooooo…that broken leg…

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Says thats those around him (stringer) have said he want sto go to geelong and hes spoken to them atleast once.

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It’s much further to Bendigo from Geelong.

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I was under the impression that Geelong do not have what would be required pick wise? Or if Stringer nominated them the bulldogs would just be happy to take whatever because it isn’t Essendon.

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No we cant

hahaha…well - you don’t disappoint!
It’s impossible to underestimate you.

carlisle was photographed at cloud nine.
if anyone knows what that place is like, that photo said a thousand words, people just didn’t want to believe it, cos ■■■ carlisle is so awesome cos he plays for us, he’d never do anything bad or dodgy cos we like so wanna keep him cos he’s such an awesome player.