Jake Stringer - Nominates Essendon

Lynch back, Hooker forward (and stringer off HBF)

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Anyone watch Marngrook Footy Show last night? Tom Lynch looks and sounds like he is NOT going anywhere now. Might just have been converted to be an AFL man. He has been offered some sort of promotion to be an Ambassador for the AFL on the Gold Coast. Sounds like another way to say, the AFL wants him to stay put and has opened up a position for him which anchors him to the Gold Coast Suns for years to come. A young man who is creating a strong financial foundation for himself.

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Fark Carlton.

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I hope you’re not just stringing us along…

Not quite the big fish that I want, but he’s a nice pan size.

Read between the lines

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What’s the latest from UP COONEY FARK PORT?

Stringer is just a longitudinal structural piece in a framework, especially that of a ship or aircraft. He did not connect to the coach and so has made a noose for himself at Footscray. Will we throw him a lifeline?

I’d throw him back personally

He’d be gutted.

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Maybe if we can lure him here cheaply.

Equalisation policy working a treat.

Get Hurley Burley on to it.

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Media would have a feeding frenzy.

We really need to scale these puns back a bit.

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Stringer was an ok ABC TV show in the late eighties about a journo.
Very good soundtrack Wendy Matthews & Kate Ceberano.

Theme song sums up this thread.
“You’ve always got the blues” (farkcarlton)

That’s all I’ve got.

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I’m getting the feeling Stringer is going to be the one that got away.

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Fabric torn.

Too many loose strings?

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Thanks to everyone that has genuine updates.

It’s hard to put too much emphasis on all the information that is coming out, when you consider last year Michael Hibberd’s dad said there was no chance Hibberd will be leaving Essendon.

Nothing is ever in concrete.

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