Jake Stringer - Nominates Essendon

No he doesn’t.

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This thread lasts longer, causes more delusions and is more addictive than smoking ice.

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Even if we dont know and is one of those 6 scenarios.
The amount he offers if he gets it right is worth pick 11.

Pick 11 is borderline gambling anyway

I liked it better when we used to talk a bloke down due to dodgy groins.

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Which would suggest that he’s not worth #11.
If you think he’s only worth that if he gets it right.

In any case, what he’s worth is irrelevant.
What all three parties can live with is all that matters.

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Nickname: Stringer

Best piece of advice your mother gave you: Stay out of trouble

If you weren’t a footballer, what would you like to be: A milkman

Do you have a saying or a motto that you live life by: Whatever happens, happens

If you could ask someone to be your mentor, who would it be: Michael Jordan

Morning or evening person: Evening

Favourite timeslot to play in: Night

Favourite TV caller/commentator: ‘BT’ (Brian Taylor)_**

Worst injury: Broken leg

How many text messages do you send a day: 30

Where did you holiday after last season: Bendigo

Favourite sport other than football: Basketball

What sport would you like to compete in at the 2016 Olympics: 100m sprint

Can you change a spare tyre: Yes

Do you iron your own shirts: No

Do you believe in UFOs: No

What items would you take to a desert island: Phone, food.

The famous people you would like to meet: Lebron James, Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant.

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yeah good point, I meant to say MORE than pick 11 but my post has about as much coherence as wob an hour after a match day thread

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Can’t wait for the TV interview.

Sweet can, sweet-sweet can

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Oh, that changes it then. Wasn’t aware that he prefers to move to vic. That being the case, Then yes offer him 3, perhaps option of 4th.

Can you be sued for libel if you broadcast something to 7 people?

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If there’s one thing I trust the club on, it’s to play it as safe as possible on players with issues.

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If he posts a pic of himself in a pink shirt…

You’ve never had to face a fireball, with only a little bit of ice.

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Favourite snack food: Coconut Ice

Favourite musician: Vanilla Ice

Favourite song: Cold as Ice / Trapped Under Ice (tie)

Favourite Movie: Frozen

Favourite Actor: Ice-Cube

The book that Game of Thrones is based on is called “A Tale of WHAT and Fire”: Pass

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Does anyone REALLY think we wouldn’t be aware of his issues after putting in more than 12 months groundwork? I’m backing our team in to make the right call, whatever that is.

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this thread has MOMENTUM.

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WSPHU

hmmmm

If he ‘got it right’ as in - as right as we know he could be - he would be worth two #1’s

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