James Gwilt has a flat top

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Blitz in the off-season, ladies and gentlemen

Fresh.

Looks like we drafted Kevin Bacon.

I was hoping it would be more flat.

Flattop
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

A “flattop” is a type of short haircut where the hair on the top of the head is usually standing upright and cut to form a flat-appearing deck. This deck may be level, or it may be upward or downward sloping. This type of haircut is usually performed with electric clippers, either freehand or using the clipper-over-comb method
When a flattop is viewed from the front, varying degrees of squarish appearance are achieved by the design of the upper sides as they approach and round or angle on to the flat deck. Possibilities, somewhat limited by skull shape, the density of the hair and the diameter of the individual shafts of hair include: boxy upper sides with rounded corners; boxy upper sides with sharp corners; rounded upper sides with rounded corners; rounded upper sides with sharp corners. The hair on the sides and back of the head is usually tapered short, semi-short, or medium.

A flattop might be graduated in length on the top of the head from one and a half inches at the front hairline to about a quarter inch at the crown to a half inch as it starts curving down the back of the head, tapering to the skin near the middle of the ears. A variant form known by several names including flattop with fenders and flat top boogie has long sides known as fenders with or without a ducktail.

Flattops are traditionally groomed with hair control wax, commonly referred to as butch wax. Since the haircut is short and quickly grows out of its precisely-cut shape, maintenance haircuts are required at least every few weeks, and some flattop wearers get haircuts as often as once a week. Flattops have almost exclusively been worn by men and boys, being most popular among military men, athletes and blue collar workers.

The flattop has maintained a contingent of dedicated wearers since it was introduced. It was very popular in the 1950s, but faded in popularity during the unisex hair movement of the late 1960s and 1970s. It enjoyed a brief reappearance in the 1980s and early 1990s, before dropping off again. Thanks to renewed interest in traditional barbering that began in the mid-2000s, the flattop has again reappeared.

Hmm, It might be that he’s in the army reserve but I reckon he’s moonlighting as a brickies laborer.
And anyway, the most important topic in preseason - does Gwilt’s haircut match this carefully defined description… discuss.

Nah. He must have been home for a holiday. It’s the bog-standard hairdo in Moresby.

At least the Gach will have somewhere to park his pot glass now.

Nah. He must have been home for a holiday. It's the bog-standard hairdo in Moresby.

Yes, but does he have the the “Flat Top Boogie” with the long sides known as fenders with or without a ducktail?
This is important; because, if he has the ducktail - he will be known as Duck Gwilt. A defining moment doona ya know?

Nah. He must have been home for a holiday. It's the bog-standard hairdo in Moresby.

Yes, but does he have the the “Flat Top Boogie” with the long sides known as fenders with or without a ducktail?
This is important; because, if he has the ducktail - he will be known as Duck Gwilt. A defining moment doona ya know?

Yah, I’m down wid it, man.

Look he could easily have gone with this look, so the flat top is ok by me:

Is he grooving up slowly and have joo joo eyeballs? We should all just come together.

Take you for a nasty ride in her Shockadelicar.

Is he grooving up slowly and have joo joo eyeballs? We should all just come together.

Mojo football spider cracker…

Wtf

Nah. He must have been home for a holiday. It's the bog-standard hairdo in Moresby.

At least the Gach will have somewhere to park his pot glass now.

Noble Park, Moreby, same same.

Needs to keep it growing to get to a Iman Shumpert-like level.

It’s getting there (Pinched from http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/preseason-thread.1117241/page-11 )

Voted into the ‘leadership group’ on the back of his great flat-top (along with Zerrett, Moe Dan & Zaka)

Thread title is still funny

Voted into the 'leadership group' on the back of his great flat-top (along with Zerrett, Moe Dan & Zaka)
  • flat top
  • Porcupine head
  • Worst facial hair
  • No hair

Good range.

Voted into the 'leadership group' on the back of his great flat-top (along with Zerrett, Moe Dan & Zaka)
  • flat top
  • Porcupine head
  • Worst facial hair
  • No hair

Good range.

It all balances out.

Deserves more discussion.
On the weekend 24 touches at 92% efficiency! Led the team with six 1%'s
He’ll never be anyone’s favourite player I’m sure, but he was super on the weekend, and ought to get a bit of blitz love.