James Hird — January 2017 onwards (Part 1)

I’m predicting a Hird/McVeigh ticket to challenge when the coterie vultures start to circle Scoot

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Oh Jim. When asked on the furnace show if Fark carlton would make the finals he said yes instead of just saying Fark carlton.:pleading_face:

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He’s gone to the dark side :disappointed:

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James has came out and said he reckons the AFL set Tassie up with a winter night time game so as to keep the roof on the agenda, keep the roof on geddit? He said the AFL don’t do anything without a reason. Keep up the good work Jim.

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Anyone able to show the full article?

https://x.com/superfooty/status/1937301616325198153?s=61&t=17l-wi7YICeEeetAuF5jow

If Scott tried to implement a defensive strategy to stop Hird being coach we should hear a new coach announcement in 10 mins.

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Hirds going through the stage post divorce where his initially distraught about the break up, but is now realising ‘actually this freedom is great’. He has really loosened up on all his shows and podcasts, a very entertaining person to listen to, which i didn’t realise years ago.

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‘Fully loves it’: James Hird’s leap from a Bomber to a Borough

Essendon great James Hird is getting a kick out of his move back into coaching, helping Brendan McCartney at iconic Victorian club Port Melbourne.

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June 24, 2025 - 5:30AM

James Hird is feeling good about football at Port Melbourne.

James Hird is feeling good about football at Port Melbourne.

James Hird is up for a history lesson.

A framed painting of the Port Melbourne team of the century hangs in a room under the grandstand at North Port Oval where Hird and club analyst Tom Williams sit before training.

The Essendon great asks for a few of the Borough champions in portraiture to be pointed out to him.

That’s Norm Goss, after whom the grandstand is named and a man once described by ex-Port player Brendan Behan as “the town hall cleaner who ran the known world’’.

That’s Fred Cook, who kicked goals galore.

That’s Billy Swan, a two-time JJ Liston Trophy winner and Dane’s old man.

That’s big “Stretch’’ Aanensen, who also won two Listons and whose death two weeks ago hit his former teammates hard.

“That’s why we wore the black armbands,’’ Hird, Port’s director of coaching, nods.

On it goes, a gallery of VFA greats.

Hird appreciates Port Melbourne’s rich heritage and stature as a football club established in 1874.

James Hird in front of the Norm Goss Stand at North Port Oval.

James Hird in front of the Norm Goss Stand at North Port Oval.

“Seventeen premierships,’’ he says.

“Going back to the VFA days, I always thought Port and Williamstown were the two clubs that stood out. My grandfather (Allan Hird Snr) played at Williamstown, the arch rival.’’

Hird never played a game at the Port Melbourne ground but as Essendon’s senior coach he visited when its VFL team played the Borough.

Now he sees North Port Oval day and night, and its every view and every hue impress him. It’s as if tall city buildings are close enough to cast a shadow on the outer wing.

“You don’t realise how close we are to the CBD,’’ he says.

“When the boys are training, you shouldn’t take your eyes off them. But occasionally you glance up for that beautiful view.’’

James Hird and Brendan McCartney at the huddle.

James Hird and Brendan McCartney at the huddle.

Hird has been involved at Port since 2023, when his son Tom joined the Borough after being delisted by the Bombers.

As a parent, he says, he tried to be anonymous in the outer – no easy task given his accomplishments in the game. He recalls with a laugh how Frankston supporters on “the hill’’ noticed him one night and went the heckle.

Port coach Adam Skrobalak used him as a quiet sounding board. They spoke every second week and caught up from time to time.

“He was a good help to me,’’ Skrobalak, who relocated to Queensland at the end of last season, says.

“He was really strong on that we were heading in the right direction and it takes time, don’t rush the process due to outside noise – keep them going, keep teaching.’’

He says Hird had “such a calming feel about him’’.

James Hird’s son Tom has been involved with Port Melbourne since 2023, after being delisted by the Bombers. Picture: Valeriu Campan

James Hird’s son Tom has been involved with Port Melbourne since 2023, after being delisted by the Bombers. Picture: Valeriu Campan


James Hird downplays his position at Port Melbourne, saying he merely “moves the cones’’ for senior coach Brendan McCartney and “pumps up the footies’’.

Late last season, he was sounded out – but not officially asked – about taking over from Skrobalak.

Two things ultimately led him to turn it down: his work as CEO of Euree Asset Management and the prospect of coaching Tom.

But he did urge Port Melbourne officials to go after McCartney, who was one of his assistants at Essendon in 2011 and more recently coached North Ballarat in the Ballarat league.

“My view was that ‘Macca’ would be the best person for the job,’’ Hird says. “With his teaching of the fundamentals of the game, I thought he’d be excellent for Port Melbourne. I wasn’t sure what he was doing but as it turned out he was quite excited about it.’’

Was it true he once said McCartney was one of the best development coaches in the country? Hird goes further, saying he’s among the best coaches.

“Kevin Sheedy was my coach, David Wheadon was an excellent coach, Danny Corcoran, Mark Williams, I coached with Simon Goodwin, Mark Thompson … and Brendan stands as equal as any of them,’’ he says.

James Hird as Essendon coach, supported by Brendan McCartney.

James Hird as Essendon coach, supported by Brendan McCartney.

He told Port he would “help out’’ McCartney. The appointments – McCartney as coach, Hird as director of coaching – were made even before the home-and-away season was done.

But Hird does much more than move the cones and put air in the balls. He attends all the training sessions, is on the match committee and runs the bench on match day.

At quarter breaks he gets busy on the board as McCartney comes down from the box. Are they co-coaches?

“It’s gone from doing not much to having a fair bit of a role,’’ Hird says. “I wouldn’t say we’re co-coaches. I have a fair input. But ‘Macca’ is the coach. He’s definitely the main man and I step in under that.’’

Toby Pinwill (L) is now Port Melbourne's director of football.

Toby Pinwill (L) is now Port Melbourne’s director of football.

Former captain Toby Pinwill is now Port’s director of football, and with club CEO Sophie Williams identified Hird as a potential replacement for Skrobalak.

As Pinwill sees it, Hird and McCartney are “very much a partnership’’.

“They’ve got so much respect for each that if ‘Hirdy’ came in and said, ‘I’d like to do the talk today’ or ‘I reckon we play this bloke in this position today’, ‘Macca’ would say no worries,’’ he says.

“Brendan’s the coach. But ‘Hirdy’ is as senior an assistant as you could get.’’

Pinwill was impressed in his early discussions with Hird when he remarked how much he respected the competition. At age 17 he lined up for the ACT against the 1990 VFA representative team coached by Phil Cleary.

James Hird at historic North Port Oval.

James Hird at historic North Port Oval.

When Hird accepted the Port role a lot of people said he had an ulterior motive: it was a step towards regaining the Essendon coaching position he relinquished in 2015 in the prolonged fallout from the supplements saga.

He insists his only motive is to help the Port Melbourne players improve and for the club to again be successful after a modest few years in the post-Gary Ayres era.

“It’s not (about Essendon),’’ he says.

“It’s to help out Port. They’ve been good to Tom and I felt like I could make a difference here. To do something with your son is very special. This is a journey in itself, being part of Port Melbourne Football Club and trying to create a good football program where we can have some success and teach and help players learn. That’s the sole purpose of doing it.’’

Does he ever think of a return to coaching in the AFL?

“I’ve answered that a few times. My focus is working with the boys here. What are we, four wins, one draw and five losses? We’ve got a lot of work to do to make the most of this year and then how we set ourselves up for next year.’’

James Hird the GWS Giant. Pic: Mark Metcalfe/AFL Photos/via Getty Images

James Hird the GWS Giant. Pic: Mark Metcalfe/AFL Photos/via Getty Images

Hird had a small role with GWS in 2022, but his position at Port has immersed him in a club for the first time since he left the Bombers in a forest of headlines.

He says he missed the “whole environment’’.

“I didn’t think I’d enjoy it as much as I am,’’ he says.

“You realise why you love footy when you’re in and around a group of young guys, young people who want to get better, and a group of coaches who also want to get better.

“Everyone says coaching is a stressful job. And it is. But it’s also … when you’re doing it, you’re teaching people how to play and helping them get better … so it’s a very rewarding job as well.’’

James Hird and Kevin Sheedy lead the Bombers in premiership celebrations in 2000.

James Hird and Kevin Sheedy lead the Bombers in premiership celebrations in 2000.

For his part, Skrobalak has no doubt Hird could coach again in the AFL.

His great supporter Sheedy does too. He’s pleased to see his former captain in the VFL.

“It’s great for him,’’ Sheedy says. “From where he’s been and the difficulties he’s had in life, it’s good that he’s back into footy and coaching. It’s fantastic for him.’’

Could he coach in the AFL again? “James Hird can do anything,’’ Sheedy says.

Pinwill played under Ayres, who steered the Borough to the 2011 and ’17 premierships and grew deeply attached to the club. He was a life member when he left at the end of 2021.

Pinwill believes Hird is going through what Ayres did.

“They’ve had all these achievements with their footy but I reckon there’s an element of surprise almost of how much they enjoy their time at this level. It’s real football,’’ he says.

“He (Hird) fully loves it. He’s openly said that, about how much it’s giving him. It’s easy to frame it as, ‘I’m coming back and helping a club’. He frames it as, ‘I’m getting more out of this rather than the other way around’.’’

Hird’s regard for the VFL was apparent when CODE Sports contacted him to arrange an interview at North Port Oval.

He had a few questions of his own, all pertaining to the competition and its future. Will the reserves come back? Will the AFL support the “old’’ Victorian clubs, such as Port, Willy and Coburg? Does it recognise their importance as a means of giving players the chance to be drafted or play at a level beyond suburban football?

James Hird works the board at a Port huddle.

James Hird works the board at a Port huddle.

Hird particularly admires the commitment of the players, most of whom juggle football with work and study. He knows they could go elsewhere and receive more money for less commitment. Their efforts “don’t go unnoticed’’ and “they train their backsides off’’.

Pinwill suspects the Port players trained like Hird did when he entered league football in the early 1990s, rolling up at 5pm.

“The time they put in and how driven they are … in some ways the mindset our players have is actually closer to an AFL footballer when James Hird started than what an AFL footballer is now,’’ he says.

“He might be surprised at how much he sees in himself in our players and what it takes to be here. He sees what they have to do during the week and then go out and consistently beat AFL players.’’

Hird is also doing commentary and analysis for the Footy Furnace and Footy Classifield programs, which he thinks fits in well with his role at Port. “To dissect the AFL games … it overlaps with what I’m doing here,’’ he says.

Pinwill was at Port Melbourne when Hawthorn great and former Geelong and Adelaide coach Ayres arrived in 2008.

He thinks Hird has brought similar gravitas to the Borough.

“When I’m meeting people down the street or wherever and Port Melbourne comes up, they always used to bring up ‘Ayresy’. Now they’re bringing up James Hird and Brendan McCartney.

“Even people who don’t follow the VFL notice ‘Hirdy’ is down at Port Melbourne, which is great for us and great for the competition as well.’’

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Just on Brendan McCartney, i was lucky enough through work to do a thing with about 10 other people at marvel stadium, when he was bulldogs coach.

He took us in the rooms and gave us a presentation and training session on how he runs the club. My goodness he was impressive.

I always say that he was the one that set the groundwork for their premiership under bevo. It was quite funny actually, he was such a hard arse Dale Morris was running around like his page boy on the day, he just had so much fear and respect for him. It’s probably why he lost the job in the end, was too intense, but i knew the bulldogs would rise as a club after seeing him in charge and how impressive and discipline he was.

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Wonderful article. Thanks for sharing.

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Some of my best childhood memories are going to watch Port with my dad.

It was rough and rowdy back then. Probably formative sledging stages for me.

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The photo with the magnet board, he’s wearing Sheedy’s glasses. :smile:

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There’s only one Messiah… for me anyways.

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Looks like McCartney has been to the Hird School of Hair recently.

Great article.

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https://surfairbeachhotel.com.au/events/james-hird-live/

Looking forward to a cold beer. Hopefully get tickets.

Weird that they didn’t mention the saga?! :man_shrugging:t4:
I was hoping to hear more about it :joy:

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I’m not fussed if hird did use port melb as a stepping stone for coaching, its the right way to go about it, get involved in the system, become a head coach, show tangible improvement for the side, and then put your hand up when brad scotts failed to teach this team how to score and defend for the 6th year in a row.

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I’m the first one to poo-poo any notion that he should come back to EFC, I really think both parties should move on. But I’d almost love to see him join another AFL club as a senior assistant. It’d be interesting to see how he/they went and the wraps on him. If he does 3+ years at an AFL club with proven results, that’d be the only path back to EFC I’d see for him. I’m not sure it helps the club’s messiah complex at all, but it’d be the only sensible way he could return.

Not that I think it’d happen.

if he does the work and is good enough, he should be afforded the opportunity to apply, previously he has not

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Agreed (assuming you mean previously he has not done the work).

My issue is that if he does the work and applies he’ll be treated like he was in 2010 and handed the role. Overlooking the next McRae to return to the well with Hird terrifies me.