Because they're a ■■■■ club that draw about 15,000 people to each game.
Because we've got Anzac Day, Dreamtime, some Farmers game I haven't quite worked out and spongie floors.
Because he can be part of a midfield with Zerrett, Mcgrath, Heppell and Parish for the next 10 years while delivering to ball to Daniher, Tippa, Francis, Laverde and Orazio.
And because I actually think he'll end up at the Saints. He grew up Bayside and played for Sandringham. And they seem quite good at the whole trading game and they have the money and the means.