Paul Connors' Kellypalooza 2017

Why do people think Chris Judd is in any way persuasive? He has the personality of a cardboard Visy box!

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$$$$$$$$$
Crows won’t budge on $450-500k, he is getting offers nearly double that with the added bonus of coming home
Still think the Pies and the Dogs are the two front runners though

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people who think they know what Kelly will do don’t know.

I think in all likelihood Kelly doesn’t know what he will do yet.

So going full fark Carlton about what your mates, uncles dog who is owned by the desk secretary at the Visy Centre for mofos is kinda pointless.

The pre-emptive criticism of our recruiting and our club even more so…

#kellypalooza17

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FCFC aren’t called the salary cap cheats for no reason. They will offer a 7x1.3mil deal or something like that and ‘external’ endorsements of 1 mil a season will get it done… Thats how they land the big fishes those scum dogs.

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This needs to be the thread title. You know what to do Mods.

Kelly in the name of…

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Will seriously lose my usually calm demeanor if that happens.

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Maybe we should learn from those scum dogs, because whatever we’re doing ain’t working on the big fish.

Agree

Start of the year FCFC supporters were convinced they were getting a combination of Fyfe, Martin and Shiel

Now that is off the table it seems to be a combo of Kelly, Lever and Hopper.

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You know you did what they told ya.

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Yeah You tryin to hire me, hire me

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Hmmm.
So you’re saying…he’s made up his mind?

Similar player that has won a couple of brownlows, a premiership and also made a big money move.

Yeah why would you want his insight

Kick out the James’

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He knows pressure points

SOS

That might get me shot.

Fevola on judd at brownlow
Pressure point pressure point!!

Every chance he’s got a tinder profile using Kelly’s pics and saying he’s 22yo!

1000 posts. Good work people

Great. Now we’re going after Newman.

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