I’ve threatened to keep sending him nude photos of myself if he doesn’t sign with us. Trust me, not a pretty sight!
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Sock or helmet?
I’d like to think he’s coming to us.
Something tells me it’s such a pipedream.
Trying hard to take of red n black glasses, but I swear we are a destination club for a mid.
Fantastic talls, decent ruckmen, opportunity to walk into best 22 with midfielders retiring.
Surely a competitive salary package on offer. Maybe not top 
dollar.
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Might depend on how that mid perceives our midfield group.
Heppell, McGrath, Parish and Zerrett has to be an enticing midfield group to join.
If they want to help make it
An opportunity
Is Kelly sponge-worthy?
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Definitely spongeworthy … lol.
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Maybe, maybe not.
The stats and our results indicate our midfield is just ok.
When players are looking for success, that could be a factor.
The only way i can see it happening is if we jag a final and go out swinging in a second, at least that will give us an edge on what the Saints, Nth and Carl are dishing up.
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Well, the idea is that, these mids see our midfield group as themselves.
Josh Kelly is a millennial. He loves tinder and Instagram. Just get Paul little’s plane and carpet bomb his house with avocados.
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#whoa
I’m not a millennial. What the hell do the avocados mean???
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arent getting kelly. get used to it.
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But if he had that many avocados, how the hell would he afford a house? Ergo: What would Little be bombing?
Congratulations. You broke the internet.
Okay fine. Carpet bomb his rich friends art collective space.
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