Everyone checks themselves in shop windows to see how fresh they are.Admit it.
I don’t even know what that sentence means
Everyone checks themselves in shop windows to see how fresh they are.Admit it.
I don’t even know what that sentence means
No shop windows where you are?
Ummm ... yes there areEveryone checks themselves in shop windows to see how fresh they are.Admit it.
I don’t even know what that sentence means
No shop windows where you are?
Back in Boot’s day, they didn’t have windows to check their reflection in, oh no.
They had to spit on the ground numerous times to create a puddle and then check their ‘freshness’ that way.
If you’re going to two weddings for the same couple, how many presents do you need to buy?
One. But I don’t understand. The same couple are getting married twice?
One wedding in India, the other here 
Indian weddings aren’t you meant to spend thousands on jewellery that she can only wear on her wedding day?
Workmate of mine has a lockup somewhere near her hometown in India stuffed with her wedding loot. Reckons there’s $40k in there in gold & saris. Trying to get the address to raid it!
I have no idea. But thanks for bringing that up. I’ll ask around!
You have 9 days to get that address. We can go halves in that loot.
One wedding in India, the other here :)
India? I’m sorry.
For what?
Don’t go rocking Hurl’s hair style round those parts
I have no idea. But thanks for bringing that up. I'll ask around!You have 9 days to get that address. We can go halves in that loot.
According to her she also has her grandma’s jewellery and her mum’s. Can’t wear it twice, someone will notice and pull you up on it (had 800 at one bit of her wedding and 1500 the other bit)…
They are freaking nuts. Some massive percentage of the world’s gold is owned by Indian housewives…
I need jewels to go with my new Indian outfits.
Then I will go audition for Bollywood.
It’s part of my job to ask a person’s country of birth.
When someone answers ‘South Korea’ I try to break the ice a little by responding ‘best Korea.’
I think I’ve road-tested it enough to say that it doesn’t go over well.
Am I being culturally insensitive, or do I need to work on my delivery?
Ask them if they like ice creams shaped like a ■■■■■■
I consider your advice dubious.
Hello from Belgium
Did India throw you out?
I thought Best Korea was a North Korea joke.