Left Essendon - Alex Morgan

I’m suss on his hawthorn past…

Pinging hammys till the early morn

going to take a pretty spectacular career to get me back after that Sam Mitchell praise.

going to take a pretty spectacular career to get me back after that Sam Mitchell praise.
going to take a pretty spectacular career to get me back after that Sam Mitchell praise.

Hopefully Morgs backs Parish up when he’s ripping into Sammy the dog.

smooth mover, can kick. will be watching closely.

Pinging hammys till the early morn

Forest Hill is a minefield for TWANGIN’

Play cricket there, one goes every week

So… Alex Morgan?

The Morgue

The used car dealer.

Pinging hammys till the early morn

Forest Hill is a minefield for TWANGIN’

Play cricket there, one goes every week

Once, leading into an improbable finals series, our coach made us run up the only hill big enough to be called a mountain in the region with treated pine logs on our shoulders. (We made the granny but had nothing in the tank). Once we’d all made it to the top and nobody was officially reporting dead we thought it’d be fun and easier to run straight down, dodging trees and rocks etc rather than go the slow winding road back. Don’t think there were any genuine pinged hammmys but at least half of us pulled up and crashed with thigh and calf cramping like you wouldn’t believe. There were tears. Moral? Don’t have a psycho Vietnam vet for a coach in the first place, and don’t do footy stuff around hills. It’s a flat earth game.

There is something wrong with him.

He barracked for hawthorn.

dont worry about it. even TIPPA makes mistakes

There is something wrong with him.

He barracked for hawthorn.

dont worry about it. even TIPPA makes mistakes


Delist

“So Morgan penned an email to Smart formalising his request …”
The rest of us use a keyboard, etc.

"So Morgan penned an email to Smart formalising his request ...." The rest of us use a keyboard, etc.

And colloquialisms are never used

There is something wrong with him.

He barracked for hawthorn.

dont worry about it. even TIPPA makes mistakes

Why’s Tippa got his top on backwards???

I didn’t know Tippa was blonde?

There is something wrong with him.

He barracked for hawthorn.

dont worry about it. even TIPPA makes mistakes

Gee, Dermie’s aged a bit.

Is it just me or is this guy one of the more fluent and elegant right footers going around at the club already?

His highlight videos show a simply perfect kick in my opinion.

Agreed, there has to be something wrong with him. Those highlights are really good. If it is just the “I’m taking my toys and going home” factor, then geez we’re on a winner here.

Can kick. Has pace and knows how to use it in a game. Just give the kid the ball and tell him to use it to attack, and to hell with disposal efficiency.

Maybe not the go home factor but more commitment factor seems he pulled the pin once already.
The Morgue

Where players go to after being on Ambrose.

Big Al