LID FARKING OFFFFFFFFFF!

My dear Essington

For two decades you’ve crushed me.
You’ve hurt me so many times.
You ripped the light from me and replaced it with darkness
I sought refuge.
I hid.
I (briefly) considered
microwaving your possessions.

You teased me with your promises:
Next time I’ll be true
Next time I’ll be consistent
Next time you’ll get my best self
Next time I won’t come home and ■■■■ the bed after a night on the ■■■■ and the brown sugar.

But this time… This time…

It feels different?
There’s a consistency about you.
A certain joie de vivre
A youthfulness

Maybe it’s because I’m not in my usual seat?
Maybe it’s because the guy behind me isn’t screaming about how ■■■■ Zaharakis is?
Maybe you’ve actually changed.

Maybe…

Anyway I’M FARKING LID OFFFFFFFF let’s win this whole ■■■■■■■ thing.

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That lid has been blown off

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This is a significant turn around

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Uh oh… someone may have spent lockdown at Dan Murphy…

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Can i have some of your gear?

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fk the lid. LID off

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image

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When did you start following the VFLW team?

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NUKE the lid.

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Notice when the lid comes off, we seem to lose?

No? It’s Probably all the excessive adulation has mounted up, for anyone to realise.

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I ■■■■■■■ HATE the lid.
■■■■ THE LID

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I’ve cautiously nudged the lid slightly ajar but that’s as far as i’m willing to expose myself. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, well, you can’t get fooled again.

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I am willing to expose myself to the pain again

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Me too… in lockdown, Stringer’s signed on… time to celebrate

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Get out and about

Don salami is the best salami

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don’t mind the bertochi hot sopressa

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I thought we were rebuilding

Shut up you fkn idiot you’re going to ruin it for the rest of us!!

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We were rebuilding in 1993 and we didn’t have Shiel, Langford, Jones and Caldwell returning.

SHUT YOUR ■■■■■■■ CLAM

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Rock out, with your lid off!

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