My barista liked a comment I made on their facebook page on the weekend. Using his own name. He also teases me in front of my friends.
Beat that.
When he puts his finger in your cappuccino and then slowly licks the froth off his finger whilst looking lustfully into your eyes, then you’ll have something to beat. Yes it happened to me. Not a guy of course, yuk.
So you’re saying I need to change my order to cappuccinos?
hahahahahahahahaha it would help!
One time he told me he saw me on the street as he was driving past. He described exactly what I had been looking at. He had been at a restaurant that I had recommended to him.
My barista liked a comment I made on their facebook page on the weekend. Using his own name. He also teases me in front of my friends.
Beat that.
When he puts his finger in your cappuccino and then slowly licks the froth off his finger whilst looking lustfully into your eyes, then you’ll have something to beat. Yes it happened to me. Not a guy of course, yuk.
So you’re saying I need to change my order to cappuccinos?
hahahahahahahahaha it would help!
One time he told me he saw me on the street as he was driving past. He described exactly what I had been looking at. He had been at a restaurant that I had recommended to him.
She finds you boringly predictable and thinks you should use skim milk to help reduce your gut which reminds her of her pregnant sister. With that a guy who witnessed the conversation was laughing so much he fell over and knocked over the dove cage and rose bush.
At least that’s how I interpret it. Just saying.
It’s possible.
I’m going to go with: She finds me adorably consistent and dependable and assumes I have skim milk because she finds me physically attractive. Upon conversing with me her mind immediately filled with thoughts of pregnancy.Due to the abundance of pheromones in the air, several dozen birds swept in to the area to see what was going on. I can’t explain the roses.
My barista liked a comment I made on their facebook page on the weekend. Using his own name. He also teases me in front of my friends.
Beat that.
When he puts his finger in your cappuccino and then slowly licks the froth off his finger whilst looking lustfully into your eyes, then you’ll have something to beat. Yes it happened to me. Not a guy of course, yuk.
So you’re saying I need to change my order to cappuccinos?
hahahahahahahahaha it would help!
One time he told me he saw me on the street as he was driving past. He described exactly what I had been looking at. He had been at a restaurant that I had recommended to him.
What do you make of this?
You should probably look in to a restraining order.
She finds you boringly predictable and thinks you should use skim milk to help reduce your gut which reminds her of her pregnant sister. With that a guy who witnessed the conversation was laughing so much he fell over and knocked over the dove cage and rose bush.
At least that’s how I interpret it. Just saying.
It’s possible.
I’m going to go with: She finds me adorably consistent and dependable and assumes I have skim milk because she finds me physically attractive. Upon conversing with me her mind immediately filled with thoughts of pregnancy.Due to the abundance of pheromones in the air, several dozen birds swept in to the area to see what was going on. I can’t explain the roses.
I’m a glass five thirds full kind of guy.
You’re a funny guy dingus, I’m sure she would be attracted to your sense of humour.
I wouldn’t turn for you though, so don’t go getting any weird ideas.
