A 70-year-old Canberra man came to an extraordinarily painful fork in the road when he presented to Canberra Hospital's Emergency Department with a 10cm fork lodged in his ■■■■■.
The steel cutlery item was inserted into his urethra for his sexual gratification, a write-up in the International Journal of Surgery Case Reports said.
It remains uncertain how the gentleman thought that could be achieved.
The fork was not visible from the outside but doctors were able to feel it.
"The motives for insertion of a variety of objects are difficult to comprehend", the report, titled An Unusual Urethral Foreign Body , said.
Understatement of the year.
Read more: http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health-fitness/canberra-man-lodges-fork-in-■■■■■/story-fneuzlbd-1226699880200#ixzz2cO6WqbJa
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I think the guy wasn't interesting in spooning, but liked the idea of forking. Didn't quite understand either concept though.
Calling him a ■■■■?
That's abit stiff
Why? He's the one that ballsed it up and gave himself the shaft
that guy is sick... "looks in the drawer for a fork"
Calling him a ■■■■?
That's abit stiff
Why? He's the one that ballsed it up and gave himself the shaft
Yeah but getting it right would have been a hard task. what if the fork flew out and he didnt have a helmet
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August 19, 2013, 3:40pm
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Calling him a ■■■■?
That's abit stiff
Why? He's the one that ballsed it up and gave himself the shaft
Yeah but getting it right would have been a hard task. what if the fork flew out and he didnt have a helmet
Absolute ■■■■ up no matter how you look at it.
Calling him a ■■■■?
That's abit stiff
Why? He's the one that ballsed it up and gave himself the shaft
Yeah but getting it right would have been a hard task. what if the fork flew out and he didnt have a helmet
We aren't seeing eye to eye here, Scotty.
Calling him a ■■■■?
That's abit stiff
Why? He's the one that ballsed it up and gave himself the shaft
Yeah but getting it right would have been a hard task. what if the fork flew out and he didnt have a helmet
We aren't seeing eye to eye here, Scotty.
thats a big ■■■■ and bull story
Wouldn't have a whisk been a better idea? Or do I have the wrong gender??
As a 70 year old, he must have had a lot of practice... Inserting a 10cm fork so that it could only be detectable by palpation is not a rookie error.
I guess everyone needs a hobby...
But I'd rather take up stamp collecting.
Ever been to the clap clinic?
There's no farking way they should be able to get that thing all the way down there.
Ever been to the clap clinic?
You speaking from experience, Digs? Had a close shave with the olive pit remover?
Handle or pointy bits first?
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August 20, 2013, 2:22pm
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Ever been to the clap clinic?
There's no farking way they should be able to get that thing all the way down there.
Eww .... the umbrella thing!
prefer chop sticks myself. lucky hey
Cheap alternative to viagra though