Man gets fork stuck in his Johnson

NO FORKING way.

 

A 70-year-old Canberra man came to an extraordinarily painful fork in the road when he presented to Canberra Hospital's Emergency Department with a 10cm fork lodged in his ■■■■■.

The steel cutlery item was inserted into his urethra for his sexual gratification, a write-up in the International Journal of Surgery Case Reports said.

It remains uncertain how the gentleman thought that could be achieved.

The fork was not visible from the outside but doctors were able to feel it.

"The motives for insertion of a variety of objects are difficult to comprehend", the report, titled An Unusual Urethral Foreign Body, said.

Understatement of the year.

Read more: http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health-fitness/canberra-man-lodges-fork-in-■■■■■/story-fneuzlbd-1226699880200#ixzz2cO6WqbJa

What a ■■■■

I think the guy wasn't interesting in spooning, but liked the idea of forking.   Didn't quite understand either concept though.

What a ■■■■

 

Calling him a ■■■■?

 

That's abit stiff

 

What a ■■■■

 

Calling him a ■■■■?

 

That's abit stiff

 

Why? He's the one that ballsed it up and gave himself the shaft

that guy is sick... "looks in the drawer for a fork"

 

 

What a ■■■■

 

Calling him a ■■■■?

 

That's abit stiff

 

Why? He's the one that ballsed it up and gave himself the shaft

 

Yeah but getting it right would have been a hard task. what if the fork flew out and he didnt have a helmet

 

 

 

What a ■■■■

 

Calling him a ■■■■?

 

That's abit stiff

 

Why? He's the one that ballsed it up and gave himself the shaft

 

Yeah but getting it right would have been a hard task. what if the fork flew out and he didnt have a helmet

 

Absolute ■■■■ up no matter how you look at it.

 

 

 

What a ■■■■

 

Calling him a ■■■■?

 

That's abit stiff

 

Why? He's the one that ballsed it up and gave himself the shaft

 

Yeah but getting it right would have been a hard task. what if the fork flew out and he didnt have a helmet

 

We aren't seeing eye to eye here, Scotty. 

 

 

 

 

What a ■■■■

 

Calling him a ■■■■?

 

That's abit stiff

 

Why? He's the one that ballsed it up and gave himself the shaft

 

Yeah but getting it right would have been a hard task. what if the fork flew out and he didnt have a helmet

 

We aren't seeing eye to eye here, Scotty. 

 

thats a big ■■■■ and bull story

Put it in a sac, mate

Wouldn't have a whisk been a better idea?  Or do I have the wrong gender??

that's forked up

As a 70 year old, he must have had a lot of practice... Inserting a 10cm fork so that  it could only be detectable by palpation is not a rookie error.

 

I guess everyone needs a hobby...

 

But I'd rather take up stamp collecting.

Ever been to the clap clinic?

 

There's no farking way they should be able to get that thing all the way down there.

Ever been to the clap clinic?
 
There's no farking way they should be able to get that thing all the way down there.


You speaking from experience, Digs? Had a close shave with the olive pit remover?

Handle or pointy bits first?

Ever been to the clap clinic?

 

There's no farking way they should be able to get that thing all the way down there.

Eww .... the umbrella thing!

prefer chop sticks myself. lucky hey

Cheap alternative to viagra though