Did they Boo or Burp after the meal?
Like Spam but without all the negativity?
It wasnāt only a dodgy lunch. Someone spoke I think and they also received tickets to the game. Although tickets to the game are moot when all you can see is the back of an ambulance or the insides of your eyelids.
We do laugh we others are afflicted by gastro but simultaneously pooing, weeing and vomming is farking awful.
$725 for 
rabbit?
For that, Iād want a kilo of Matsuzaka wagyu along with a nice bottle of Penfolds to wash it down.
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Theres half of heppels wage for the yearā¦ now just another 44 other players and staff.
can we rule out poisoning by a terrorist group? the thought crossed my mind purely because no one mentioned anyone ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā them selves, only fainting.
I imagine the Terrine was prepared days before, hence either it had gone bad or someone had the opportunity to poison it. Where police called? especially as it was Anzac day.
Suicide bomber? Gunman? Vehicle attack? Nah, letās do the terrine this time, thatāll really show em
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Right so which numpty gave Orazio the dodgy batch of terrine?
Good to see the cut to penalty rates allowed the ticket to be kept at an affordable price.
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No, itās still funny. Simultaneously pooing, weeing and vomming is funny for this 5yo trapped inside a 40 something. Simultaneous is the cherry on top, all in chorus. Hey, if it were me Iād want sympathy and a refund but Iād want it to be the source of merriment some time after the fact.
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About 15 years ago myself and a few mates headed to Dons Pies on a Fri night. We had a late lunch (calamari for myself) and by the time we hit the G my gut was churning terribly. I called it a night just as the first ball was bounced. My friends couldnāt believe that I was going. I made the right decision. We were staying at a hotel in Spring St and it was a 2 vomit trip from the G. I spent the next 5hrs at the loo. Iāve never been so thankful for having a hotel room instead of getting the train back to Geelong. It would have been ugly.
Anyway the Dons won and my mates lost all of their cash at the casino. I lost 2kgs.
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Whatās that movie where the wedding party goes into town for a fitting and one ends up pooing in a basin and the other in the middle of a busy street?
Itās one of the funniest things Iāve ever seen.
It all starts with a cold sweat.
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Bridesmaids?
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Thatās it. Thanks.
The Irish fellow from the I.T. Crowd and Get Shorty is in it also but I donāt recall him pooing anywhere unusual.
Iād put money on someone preparing it forgot to wash their hands, or picked their nose whilst making it, more likely the latter.
Iām sure they hired āmore peopleā
Reminds me of some lines in a Slessor poem( Five Bells?)
- āwhat will you haveā said the waiter, reflectively picking his nose
- ātwo hard boiled eggs you ā ā ā ā ā ā ā , you canāt get your mitts into thoseā
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