McDonalds Suggestions for McDav - and worker body-slams customer


#1923

It’ll be a ewe turn in policy.


#1924

Mcdav you should do mcpav


#1925

McFlorries.


#1926

Mmmm mcfloor pie


#1927

Big Mac L’Amour.
I know who you could get to do the promotion.


#1928

What do they call a quarter pounder in saaaay France


#1929

I hear the Hungry Jacks Vegan burger is selling very well!


#1930

Something that would make more sense than using the imperial system of measurement, and yet still wildly inappropriate for a nation that beheaded their royalty…
Hmmmm…


#1931

And a Big Mac?
And what particular condiment would they use on saaaay the fries?
And does McDonald’s employ African American community groups to cook their product with blowtorches.


#1932

wheres this thing thats bigger than monopoly that was meant to drop a few weeks ago?


#1933

We did and no ■■■■ ate it.


#1934

2.5 more weeks away.


#1935

Bigger than a one in 500 million chance to win a Suzuki? TELL ME MORE


#1936

I have 196 properties. I am disgusting


#1937

If you’re not doing croissants anymore then take them off the menu.


#1938

Imagine we were only 7 weeks from McRib.


#1939

that’s some serious slow cooking right there.


#1940

Recipe calls for “cook on 3 degrees for 8 months”
The meat however just melts in your mouth.

*best ignore the green bits.


#1941

SLUMLORD SCUM. KILL THE RICH.

oh wait, nevermind


#1942

I ATE IT BRING IT BACK DAV FARK