Melbourne Death Ride 2025 - we’re getting the next Andy McGrath

Oh boy things just got a bit more interesting in our death ride. Melbourne have appointed a new CEO - who happens to be one of us! An Essendon supporter. Please let him be the ultimate mole.

Guerra was previously linked to the vacant Essendon CEO role in 2022 - the club he supported - before the Bombers appointed Craig Vozzo in December that year.

https://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/afl-news-2025-melbourne-announce-paul-guerra-as-new-ceo/news-story/1e1dc440070795a9e47f59689b1d0772

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Gold!
An inside man.
Great to get him on one of the bomber pods, “Being a life long Essendon supporter, how do you balance your MFC CEO fiduciary duty against your club supporting responsibility to assist the death ride so EFC get a higher pick?”

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The rabble & implosion continues*…
burn members seat cheese platter, burn MFC logo one piece ski set, burn Range Rover with MFC number plate sticker, burn MFC ladder position…

From Footy Classified -
“There is a race that is beginning for John Longmire, and I know there are some teams that are of the opinion that usually the older premiership coaches, once you get them back in, don’t go as well, and there’s been a history of that, but given his record of getting teams to the line, (teams will consider chasing Longmire).”

Panellist Matthew Lloyd queried McClure about the team that met with Longmire, and directly asked whether it was Melbourne, given the story regarding the Demons [keeping tabs on Bulldogs coach Luke Beverage, as well as their strugglesome start to the season with Simon Goodwin.
However, McClure remained tight-lipped on the identity of the club.

*probably as this is just speculation

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he probably answered that question in the interview process - you could imagine he said “pretty sure you guys have finishing low pretty well covered this year”

Oliver out

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oh no! what a shame

If the Eagles can produce the same effort like they did against us big chance of beating Melbourne

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Ok, I’m officially old. Wtf is that gif???

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Its from a ripper family guy episode. Peter buys a “brain damaged horse”.

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Doesn’t sound great, hope he is ok.

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Dees should have let him go to Geelong last year

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Interesting timing with a piece in The Age just before this about the failed trade to Geelong, but a vibe that it could still happen.

Couldn’t get any methadone

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Back on the shard.

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Oliver is done, good luck to whoever picks him up next year. Geelong are still working on Smith and his issues at the moment adhering to the clubs culture. If Oliver goes there, their work will be cut out for them.

Really? Looked from afar that Smith was / is doing great

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