Whenever Humphrey appeared in a skimpy outfit I told the family Christmas was cancelled.
ANNOUNCE DENNIS WALTER
Bye Santa now off the bed Kids
Finally an ANNOUNCE.
Give us millennials what we want! HI5 in ridiculously skimpy outfits!
ANNOUNCE DENNIS WALTER AGAIN
MORE DENNIS
Double dose of Dennis!
3AW plug by Dennis.
Sing along to win a Bertocchi ham!
We’re getting close to Marina’s sermon
That’s a pleb ham, bring on the Barkly Grandmother ham tomorrow
HAM
HAM
GRANDMOTHER HAM
Stupid FARK CARLTON home games.
I’d like to know what Tim Rogers sings…
I’m guessing not O Holy Night.
(boring av tech nerd post)
from a technical standpoint this is one of the best annual shows thats put on in melbourne. i’ve spoken to tech guys who have worked on it and there’s fkn insanely tight work standards with zero missed beats. if you make even one tiny minor fk up you don’t get asked back.
-edit- freelance guys work for fk all on it because charity, but also because then being known as someone who works on “carols” every year you get first pick of any job you want
ANNOUNCE just stepped on one of those carpet mats with bare feet and prongs facing up on a stiff surface.
Amazingly only one puncture drawing blood.
What sort of Christmas carol is that
Surprisingly, one without profanity.
Fully agree. A “Christmas song” is not a carol.

I love this whole episode. Impales his foot through a nail after smashing his thumb with a hammer and lets go a fiddle dee dee.
Marge also not giving him a pass for the swear jar when a Litteral beehive lands on him ![]()
