Needles in strawberries!


#21

I recalled a small warehouse worth of cheese contaminated with rats turds once.
Decadent.


#22

I like your style of womping.


#23

Coppers looking for someone who practises voodoo.


#24

Needles to say, hopefully the pressure points to an early surrender


#25

These puns are sew awful.


#26

Some sharp posts here


#27

Hope those responsible face the pointy end of the law


#28

Strawberries will be going for a steel now


#29

I could keep going but these ■■■■■■■ puns are pointless


#30

Just bobbin’ my head up and down in agreement.


#31

Anyone else think the saying “I got pins and needles” is stupid? They are essentially the same thing.


#32

Threads got me in stitches


#33

Are you really Bob Downe in real life?


#34

good to see Mark Needl is not a suspect


#35

Good point!


#36

we copped a dodgy punnet! whoever this motherfarker is should have to eat and then pass every one of those needles. what a prick.


#37

Can’t be one person, not even close to possible. The time and effort to go through every punnet and stick needles in the amount of strawberries is huge.


#38

‘Eat Healthy’ they say.

‘Its good for you,’ they say.

You don’t hear about this happening to donuts.


#39

It’s allways berries too.

If it’s not needles it’s hepatitis, which coincidentally is pretty funny.


#40

How much are they stinging people?