Needles in strawberries!

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I recalled a small warehouse worth of cheese contaminated with rats turds once.
Decadent.

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I like your style of womping.

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Coppers looking for someone who practises voodoo.

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Needles to say, hopefully the pressure points to an early surrender

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These puns are sew awful.

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Some sharp posts here

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Hope those responsible face the pointy end of the law

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Strawberries will be going for a steel now

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I could keep going but these ■■■■■■■ puns are pointless

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Just bobbin’ my head up and down in agreement.

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Anyone else think the saying “I got pins and needles” is stupid? They are essentially the same thing.

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Threads got me in stitches

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Are you really Bob Downe in real life?

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good to see Mark Needl is not a suspect

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Good point!

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we copped a dodgy punnet! whoever this motherfarker is should have to eat and then pass every one of those needles. what a prick.

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Can’t be one person, not even close to possible. The time and effort to go through every punnet and stick needles in the amount of strawberries is huge.

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‘Eat Healthy’ they say.

‘Its good for you,’ they say.

You don’t hear about this happening to donuts.

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It’s allways berries too.

If it’s not needles it’s hepatitis, which coincidentally is pretty funny.

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How much are they stinging people?