Neuvo Classicos

[Captain_Jack]

From the (How long is a piece of) String(er?) thread in the 2017 draft forum, a post for those who appreciate some puns, and also for those who don’t.

Jake Stringer - Nominates Essendon

Its twine to get him acording to many peoples opinion lines. There are many yarns about Jake that are still unsubstantiated, but I feel the club will improve his moral fibre, strand by strand in future years. I also know many people are ropable with the comments of AFL commentators, wire others on blitz sit back and laugh. So lets get him as he is cableble of being a great player for us. End thread.