Pass the zinc eh, me and this red nut are getting burnt alive.
We need someone to play tall, Tell Andy to quit squatting. Not you Zach your kidding no one.
Right, so weâve won the clearance, now you two show us how forwards should demand the ball and seperate their defenders.
Ummm, excuse me guys, can someone tell me whether that is Franga or Flippa standing behind me? You all know it freaks me out that you never see the two of them together and I canât tell them apart. And why the F does he have two right feet.
âIâd like a fat new contract!â
Hands up who knows the game plan
âCoach⌠coach⌠I have a question⌠whoâs going to kick our goals?â
âSo,⌠Is this another one of them âLearningsâ things?â
âCoach, why is Francis wearing two different coloured boots. Thatâs definitely not blue collarâ
" My best mate up at the Lions marks the ball at its highest pointâŚpffttt, fark that, I can do it one handed, farking amateur."