Nil all draw but someone scored

Randy couple caught having sex on Danish soccer pitch after 0-0 draw
  • by: AFP AND STAFF WRITERS
  • From: AFP
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  • August 28, 2013 3:23PM
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A Danish couple caught having sex on a soccer field.

WELL, at least somebody scored.

The hunt is on for a couple of amorous Danish fans who were pictured having sex on the soccer pitch where their team had just played out a tedious 0-0 draw.

A photograph of the daring pair, who remain unidentified, has taken off online.

The two fans were spotted under floodlights in the pitch's centre circle by security staff at Broendby's Copenhagen ground, following a scoreless match against rival Randers on Sunday. Subsequently, a picture of the fans was posted on Twitter.

"I do not know who posted the pic," Broendby IF spokesman Mikkel Davidsen told AFP.

"Great match, but disappointed over the 0-0 and many missed chances. But the couple ... in the centre circle helps the mood," Davidsen wrote on Twitter.

"We have several eye witnesses," he added.

After they were spotted, the pair were told to put their clothes back on and leave the stadium.

Broendby are currently at the bottom of the Danish Superliga championship tournament.

- AFP


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WELL, at least somebody scored. :lol:

That's rude.

Foul! 

Like that time when someone lobbed Seaman for the decider against England.

Like that time when someone lobbed Seaman for the decider against England.

What?

Like that time when someone lobbed Seaman for the decider against England.

What?
There was a joke about brazilians being able to get chickcs pregnant without having sex, or something like that, because they can lob seaman from 40 yards...but you need to know the background...
"David Seaman is a former England goal keeper who was keeping net in the 2002 World Cup quarter final game between England and Brazil in which Ronaldinho scored the winning free kick from 40 yards out lobbing David Seaman who was off his line. Hence the Brazilians lobbing seaman from 40 yards, another play on words."
(guess its not half as funny when you have to explain the joke AND the punch line...

Lol. Very good!

Lol. Very good!

Should be red carded for simulation.

Something something dive in the box

Did he shoot past the keeper?

 

The hunt is on for a couple of amorous Danish fans who were pictured having sex on the soccer pitch where their team had just played out a tedious 0-0 draw.

Shouldn't be too hard to figure out who they are. How many blonde women with legs can there be, who are dating men that wear shorts, and also appear to have legs?

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Having a crack from the edge of the box and making it count.

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