Welcome to Essendon - Amart

I know it’s a thing to bag Kia, but their SUV’s really are very good.
Heated and cooled leather seats.
So luxurious.
And really good acceleration.

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FrankWalkerNationalTiles

Is a big Tigers man, coteries etc.

Apparently he speaks exactly the same in real life and has no idea why people find him funny.

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Probably better suited to the umpires.

EDIT: beaten to it (by a lazy 3hrs lol)

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Amart

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Cheers.

Seems strange, how can Amart afford the largest sponsorship in Australia. Oh well not complaining.

Apparently they have heaps of cash.

And that stuff doesn’t just launder itself…

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We won’t be getting any cash. But we will have very comfortable chairs and nice flower pots at the Hangar.

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i just had visions of an AMART exec rocking up at the true value kia hangar center with a semi-trailer load of cold, hard cash.

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Don’t forget the contra, the contra can be very valuable.

Got to get that wog fellow who sells the baroque style furniture.

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How do you cool a seat?

Cold air blows up your clacka.

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NO BODY BEATS SUPER A-MART

and for heating I presume warm air comes out of aforementioned clacka. Which we all have in our cars.

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Sheeds will love the new sponsor he was allways going on about A Martian.

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Your Kia comes with its own Dutch Oven to warm the whole family.

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If that man doesn’t barrack for Foots cray, then my mind is blown

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Perth Blitzers may appreciate this but how about WA Salvage with Luigi Sava-da-money?

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Qld Blitzers, ASAP Glass?