Welcome to Essendon - Amart

Can we get our main sponsor to just be the AFL, so they can continue to absolutely ream us in every way possible.

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How about Norco Milk?

Norco. Think about it.

Can someone name who was mentioned in the other thread? Cbf looking

amart innit

Am I the only poster here who had/has never heard of this mob?

K mart, yes.

Probably

They’re a platinum partner of the AFL. I doubt they’ll align with a club(S) as well, similar to Toyota.

and a fridge company

This is the cleverest suggestion so far, so much in fact, that I think the club should change its name to something similar so it gets half a billion dollars also.

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Except that Toyota also sponsors Adelaide.

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Toyota does sponser a club

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I’m not sure whether you’re taking the ■■■■, or to tell you to test drive a Kia SUV in the summer.

Good point! I’d overlooked that.

The heated/cooled seats are a thing of beauty. And the heated steering wheel is mint in the middle of winter.

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“The Reef Bleachers”

It has a certain ring to it, I’ll admit.

No doubt Caro would find a way to blame us for screwing up the reef.

Well, how else do you explain James Hird’s impressive suntan?

You could fit a lot of peptides in one of those grotesque bedheads.

You’d have to take the heroin out first.

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…and I bet Fozdog has taken his wife to Kinky Boots!!!:joy:

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