Now for the funny title

How about

‘we’ve heard it all tb4’

Very Few Left

The Third Team

The What’s His Names

Who are they and why are they here?

The Ringers

The Who’s?

Call the main board ‘This is Essington’.
Call the reserves board ‘This is Essendon’.

The Replacements? So long as we don’t get Keanu!!

Essendon WSPTU VFL

The Supplemental List

“Still more gold than Bendigo”

Might make the 8.

The top ups that John Worsfold rejects.

Who’s On First?

Out: Polkinghorne , In: Polkinghorne

The bottom ups.

Where Essendon's thirds play.
But we are only missing half a side...

Two-And-A-Half Teams

Where Essendon's thirds play.
But we are only missing half a side...

Two-And-A-Half Teams

Men men men men men men…

DJRs magoo’s unplugged

“Great Expectations”
With apologies to CD (no, not Chris Daniher).